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brown balling

verb

After defecating, the act of wiping your bottom with toilet paper from back to front, so as to push the remains towards your scrotum.
Girl: I would have given him a BJ but he'd totally been brown balling.
by Mikeyman58547 October 18, 2008
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Egg-baiting

A type of conversion therapy and bullying where someone is made to doubt their comfortableness with their biological sex, sexual orientation, and gender presentation, often to convince them to transition from their biological sex to a mimicry of the opposite sex.

A person may very well be comfortable with how they are, but under pressure, crack and hatch into a trans identity to find relief. A person who has not yet hatched under the egg-baiting is said to be an egg waiting to hatch.
"I can't believe the egg-baiting of my sister by the alphabet soup kids just because she's bi and likes trucks and masculine styles."
by MeaniePooPie May 12, 2021
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Chav baiting

this is possibly the best idea i've ever come across, its like a sport, you find a herd of fresh chav scum, chase them, scare the living shit outta them and then, you beat the shit outta them and leave them there in a heap on the floor begging for daddy to save them. almost like genocide, but on the dogshit of our community.a general cadidate for communial sport of hte year!
oh look janice, a chav, lets throttle him and probe his pea-brain with our napalmed knitting needles...And then some... ; WOW - Chav baiting, lets legalise this fantastic idea!
by chav h8a 2005 October 4, 2005
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shadow balling

Shadow balling is when you're on some online chat service, such as, teamspeak or ventrilo, and you silently jack off without muting yourself.
Dude you haven't said anything over teamspeak for a while. Are you shadow balling?
by Steel Can July 10, 2016
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Dyson Air Balling

The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.

The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.

The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.

Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"

Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"
by Giant Leprachaun July 31, 2011
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colleen ballinger

Is an amazing you tuber and creator of YouTube phenomenon, Miranda Sings. Her YouTube channel (phychosoprano) posts videos every Tuesday and Friday. On Tuesdays, she hosts Colleen's Corner, where her viewers ask her questions via the hashtag- #colleenscorner. On Fridays, she usually does a fun video, featuring her friends, her equally hilarious sister Rachel, or her boyfriend Joshua. (joshuadtv) In December she vloggs everyday with her family, her boyfriend and her friends. Also on her channel she posts bloopers of Miranda Videos and information about upcoming Miranda fun. Colleen is obsessed with Taco Bell, Beauty and the Beast/ anything Disney, and her family.
Random user: what's your favorite Disney song of all time? #colleenscorner

Colleen Ballinger: Isn't it obvious? *spontaneously starts singing "something there" from Beauty and the Beast*
by Hahahayourefunny December 24, 2013
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balling

To full of money,
To be rich.
Yo, dat ricer is balling.
by Anonymous June 27, 2003
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