fake n' bake

1. (adj) Describes a tan achieved in a tanning bed.
2. (n) A fake tan achieved in a tanning bed.
3. (n) A tanning salon, or the tanning bed itself.
4. (v) The act of achieving a fake tan from a tanning bed.

1. OMGWTF! That girl is fake n' bake orange!
2. Look at her nasty fake n' bake!
3. I went to the fake n' bake yesterday and now I'm peeling!
4. Oh my gawd, I finally stopped peeling! I'm going to go fake n' bake for 20 minutes!

by koalaroo February 27, 2008

Bake-cation

When a group or individual neglects all responsibilities to get high for an interminable period of time.

Example 1
Tom: What happened to Jason last lecture?
Kyle: He and Ben got really high and decided to take a bake-cation for our 3-day weekend.

Example 2
Jerry: Hey Scott! I need an ounce of pot for this weekend.
Scott: I noticed you took a week off work. Bake-cation?
Jerry: For suresies! I'm going to stay home and blaze all day.

by wordsies September 18, 2009

Bake Josco

When your weird uncle walks over with his beer belly and says bow hello, and then gets a micropenis boner

Bow wow Steve B I can't wait to put my Bake Josco in your happy place

by Head soccer November 1, 2018

beijing backer

Verb: the action of getting fucked from behind in a Sanlitun back alley in Beijing.

"I totally gave that white girl a beijing backer the other night."

by doratheurbanexplora July 1, 2017

Sam Bailey

A special child that likes to scream racial slurs when creepers blow up his Minecraft house.

Guy 1: Wow, Sam Bailey must have seen another creeper
Guy 2: Yeah, he's said the N word a couple times now...

by Flarebeboolin June 17, 2018

Flat Backer

A Chick who is a slut and is all ways on her back ready to fuck

Man that Bitch is a total flat backer

by [e-mail] December 14, 2019

about to bake your ass

Insult someone, or go in on someone for something they are doing, wearing, etc

"Johnny your shirt's ugly as hell I'mma about to bake your ass"

by Jujomomo February 26, 2014