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Baguette Pounder

When you slap your erect penis on a French girl’s face.
Aron: “So what’d you get up to last night?”
Damo: “Brooo last night I laid several baguette pounders on this French girl. ‘Oui Oui,’ she exclaimed.
by YTB - Yeah The Boys February 20, 2021
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Baguetteaboo

A person who thinks of the French military during the world wars as being the best out of every other military; France only being held back by a couple of bad military and civilian leaders.
I explained to him that every tank has its weakness, but all that Baguetteaboo can say is that the lack of radios was the only problem with the Char B1…
by Salesman40mm May 1, 2022
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baguette muncher

a derogatory term used to refer to someone who originates from france.
by dapperchaps December 8, 2022
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douche baguette

Dude 1 - Remember that awards show in the 80s where Madonna was smoking, unnaturally, on cue with her girls?

Dude 2 - I do. What a pseudo-cool douche baguette.

Dude 1 - Word.
by pinpollo August 17, 2011
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Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains
by kramitin99 June 13, 2016
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salty baguette

There was a salty baguette in the bakery complaining that the baguettes weren't authentic.
by A Salty Baguette January 24, 2017
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Sket baguette

Someone’s being a hoe (Chloe cassar) or someone’s just pissing you off.
“Ugh Chloe is such a hoee”
I know right what a sket baguette
by Ak47777 November 7, 2019
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