Breadophile

One who is sexually aroused by bread and/or pastry and grain products.

Mike: "Jesse is such a Breadophile. I saw him doing things to that baguette that cannot be unseen."

by theonewhodefineswords February 17, 2010

touch of a paedophile

A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.

When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that wasthe touch of a paedophile.

by Richard Slatcher July 15, 2005

paedophile

You spelled it wrong you british motherfucker. Its pedophile, not paedophile, ya twat.

British person: paedophiles suck. Murrican motherfucking badass: Its pedophile you wanker!

by faffabetaler April 14, 2019

Paedophile

Peadophiles have a really hard time fitting in. It probably doesn't help that their fucking immature assholes.

People who are scared of paedophiles need to grow up.,

by Quizzonmyface July 31, 2016

paedophile

'Paedophiles' - A word of moral panic. Take a second to ask yourself this... Do you want fewer children harmed, or do you want revenge? It must be one or the other, as each have opposite effects. If you understood a little about the prevention of crime, in this case the prevention of sexual child abuse, you would understand that our society's desire for revenge is making the world more unsafe for children.

Sustaining a society in which Peadophiles and child sex offenders are threatened and demonised, will just put them in a state of paranoia. This will drive them underground through fear, isolation and depression. Which in its self, would dramatically restrict their ability of self-control, and so more children will be harmed.

I suggest we put our moral repulsion aside, and actually protect children. This can only be done by encouraging Paedophiles and Child Sex Offenders to seek support.

Paedophile = My focus is in the protection of children. What is yours?

by Dark Purple December 31, 2007

Biebophile

Any grown man or woman who enjoys being anally penetrated by someone dressed like Justin Bieber.

Did you hear that Pepe is a Biebophile? I wonder if his girlfriend plays along!

by DailyExorcism2 March 12, 2011

Hermit Paedophile

A paedophile that doesn't go out and hurt children, but rather stays indoors masturbating to images on the internet.

Nah, that guy's alright .. he's just a hermit paedophile, he won't touch your daughter.

by TitsCANCER March 28, 2009