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backwards watch 

verb.

To start watching a movie from the middle/end and then restarting it to watch the entire missed beginning. The movie 'ends' when you have reached the scene you started watching it from originally.
I happened to catch Anchorman on TV last night, it was already towards the end of the movie. Luckily it aired twice in a row so I could backwards watch it.
backwards watch by Joe Bortz January 13, 2014

backwards pinching crab 

When a girl sits on you reverse cowgirl and uses your nipples to hold on...the girl must give you crabs to complete the position.
Darryn loves to do the backwards pinching crab.

backwards-sideways 

Sex: when you're spooning, and the big spoon has a penis.
This morning, we were totally lazy about doin' it so I just rolled over on my side so we could do it backwards-sideways.

Backwards turnbuckle 

A backwards turnbuckle is when you sit back to back with your bro and use a seat belt to become one. Then reach behind and jerk them off.
Me and Ron got shit faced and backwards turnbuckled lastnight.

Backwards Kamikaze 

A sexual position where the male's placement is behind a woman with his penis in her vagina. During sexual intercourse, the woman is suspended from the ceiling by a bungee cord noose around her neck.

This is mostly for females with a fetish for auto-erotic asphyxiation. As the man pulls the female towards his pelvic region, she is robbed of air as shock waves of pleasure annihilate her brain.
The Backwards Kamikaze is the best way to have a pleasurable near-death experience. Tell your girlfriend.

Backwards Pirate Ship 

The act of sex involving a swing, a man and a woman. The women sit on a swing with her rear hangin' off while the man stands up behind her such as the statue on the frot of a pirate ship would.
Friend: Dude i did the Bionic Seahorse last night!

You: That's butch league, i did the Backwards Pirate Ship!

Friend: Dang!