aunt vicky

That one crackhead sister/cousin of you parent. Has a very scratchy voice and is a chain-smoker. Your parents hate her also.

Aunt: C’mere sweetheart, give your Aunt Vicky some lovin.’

Me: (Trying to advoid her but ends up getting chased down)

by FluffyTtheTurtle May 10, 2018

Aunt Flow

That time of the month that only females have, Menstrual cycle

Sorry if I seem irritatable lately but Aunt Flow is in town and she brought the cramps with her.

by Love Doctor 3 January 27, 2019

aunt cindy

Noun - Someone who keeps referring to people that no one knows!

No Aunt Cindy I do not know Jerry from the club!

by Ka3n August 19, 2019

Aunt Fran Special

When one becomes unruly and needs an adjustment in behavior, a fully clothed shower is given to settle down.

Dan is being a Dick, maybe he needs an Aunt Fran Special to chill.

by B Dingus July 13, 2021

Aunt Mary's Goat

a disease of the nipple, resulting in elongation and toughness of the nipple, heard to be able to hold 3 to 4 small children off of one tit.

My Aunt Mary has a disease called Aunt Mary's goat, the nips get long and hard like linguine, but they are strong nips, three, four of the village children hangin; from one tit!

by Poopin in ur boot January 5, 2010

Aunt Nora

Cocaine.

Slang for coke.

Damn, Aunt Nora is great to ski with.

by nheld June 27, 2008

Aunt Flo and Cousin Red

Menstrual Period

Man, I'm screwed because Aunt Flo and Cousin Red arrived yesterday.

by spldbrt89l July 2, 2009