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Assum

Short term for “or something
Jay: soo what you doin today
Kya: nun u can come ova assum
by Deffo.zi July 7, 2022
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what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume
Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC
by unipen January 2, 2023
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A term coined by Gary J Redmond meaning I will certainly not be there but will let you know that an hour before.
Would you like to go for pints on Thursday? We did Thursday to suit you.
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!
by CP/AC November 23, 2023
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Assumers

Assholes consuming rumors
I don’t like Assumers, they never want info directly from the source.
by GJeezz May 25, 2022
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Assumation

Assumation means when someone says something about something and they don’t know if it’s true or false. Aka when someone assumes something
You’re always making assumations about her, you don’t even know her.
by atomie November 3, 2022
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assuming is bad you should never assume

“Hey man it’s probably gonna rain”
Assuming is bad you should never assume”
“Oh sorry man do you forgive me?”
by YourSmallWiener October 16, 2022
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Assumance

better word than assumption. Assumance is very much correct. Use to descirbe people who assume a lot (jazzy)
I’ll take your assumance over a guess
by grilledchessy September 25, 2022
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