Assolic

an ancient christian sect known for their veneration of the sainted whore some times refered to as catholic.

i am an Assolic i attened the church of the Holy Excrament.

by jacin rome October 10, 2005

assmelonker

a person whos ass is way to big for there body

look at that assmelonker over thier.

by mike rouch October 10, 2003

asshoel

n. /ass-hoe-el/
1) An endearing asshole.
2) An affectionate term for a thoroughly contemptible, detestable person.
3) (One who) Gives you a slap on the ass.

Kyle had to be an asshoel because even though he was her best friend, she still hated him for scarring her for life.

by myplaceisinthekitchengirl December 14, 2005

Assmel

When an individual has a foul scent or odor coming from the guch region.

"Damn! James has a horrible case of assmel"

by Bruno El Stinko March 27, 2008

assolutely

When the back is oh so good, but they turn around and front is better!

Did you see that guy? Gurl...Assolutely!!

by John Dunaway November 21, 2017

Assolutpenis

Assolutpenis is a weebly website run by dkskillz. It is a website filled with passion and love of neos sexy body and memes.

Assolutpenis is the fucking best website so suck my pp

by dkskillz June 3, 2019

asshelmet

1)A description used for when a girl sits on your face. IE; it looks like you have on an ass helmet 2)When you pull your dick out of an ass and it has some shit on the tip.

1) She gave me an ass helmet!
2) DAMN! She gave me an ass helmet!

by jeff lebowski Shut the fuck up Donny! January 13, 2005