assident

fart

oops, I had an assident.

by 46er September 27, 2009

Assless Wonder

A woman who is fine as hell but has no ass

Bitch is fine as shit but she's an Assless Wonder

by DraMatik July 1, 2009

assiltonian

The hamiltonian operator for the wavefunction of a shaking ass (if the ass shaking is modeled as a harmonic oscillator).

Professor Yethiraj, could you tell me? What's my assiltonian?

by Kat December 9, 2003

assicles

Small flecks of turd that cling to your anus hair that require a scraper, or similar instrument, to remove.

Toilet paper just wasn't enough to get rid of those assicles so I also used the flattened roll.

by Emresh June 24, 2006

Assident

An accident caused by an asshole. Specifically a car assident.

On the way to work, I witnessed a car assident caused by someone texting. The assident caused traffic that inconvenieced thousands of other people. Truly an accident caused by an asshole.

by Slushgirl July 23, 2011

Assle

Basically another meaning of an extreme asshole.

Damn, he stole my bike! What an assle!

by Bighawk April 21, 2004

assleech

An extreme tailgater.

The assleech was so close to my rear end that I could only see their car's roof.

by Belledawna January 21, 2011