Assholiosis

A disease in which the patient acts like an asshole, talks like an asshole, does asshole things and has asshole stuff

If you cut me off with that fancy car you have just get chicks with, you might have Assholiosis

by boomboombow March 8, 2015

Assholefaceness

To behave in the manner of a person who has the face and personality of an asshole

She reached new levels of assholefaceness when she micromanaged every aspect of the meeting.

by Hefweizen February 12, 2018

Assholian Noncerino Retardus

A very, very long time ago, in ancient Rome, one man was named this by his ungrateful mother. He was bullied endlessly throughout his time at school and nobody needed to call him names as his official name was bad enough. 20 years later, he legally changed his name and surprising to him, everyone was sad because they had no joy in calling him that name, instead, his name was Dave. Because of the mass sadness, he changed his name back to this where it is now immortalized.

"Shit, man. You're such an Assholian Noncerino Retardus, shape up."

by Common Millenial May 31, 2018

Assholery

An act a person has done to be an asshole.

Emily took my last drink, her assholery has pissed me off!

by Rhys with influence of Jay October 14, 2019

bastardly assholish

A particularly fucked up thing to do to a person.

Beau, that was bastardly assholish of you to kick Kris in the balls like that!

by didgrairoosta September 27, 2015

assholiopath

someone who who systematically looks for ways to do dispicabledeeds. One who is affected with a personality disorder marked by antisocial behavior manifested in aggressive, perverted, criminal, or amoral behavior without empathy or remorse.

my coworker is a real assholiopath he always looks for ways to throw people under the bus.

by tonytiffandshawnfromboston June 25, 2005

assholefaceman

A man with an asshole for a face...Don't believe me? Watch Love Guru.

Danny: You're on drugs again aren't you?
Tim: YEESS, assholefaceman!

by D2BD2B January 4, 2009