Army 

The organisation you join if you:

(a). Didn't work hard enough at school.

or

(b). Are just plain crazy.

Guy 1: I joined the army because I didn't value my education. Why did you join?

Guy 2: I WANNA GO MAKE BIG KA-BOOM AHAHAHAH!!!

Guy 1: Ah well, come on. Let's go get shot at.

Army by Rmannion March 7, 2010

Army 

A nickname you get if you wear an Army shirt for 4 days in a row.

Hey Army! Nice shirt, is it new?
Real funny.

Army by sammyxs May 9, 2011

army 

A toxic fandom of Korean boy group, BTS, who feels the need to put down others every time a group other than BTS is mentioned.

“Hi there, what’s your fandom?”
“Once!”
“Oh, you’re not an ARMY? We can’t be chingus.”

army by tensbanana September 7, 2018

army 

Arent really Marines yet

unlike the Marines great marksmanship the army's basic plan is to launch as much ordanance into one place as possible

not as good as Marines but better than the chairforce

Bob: I couldn't make it into the Marines so i guess i'll join the army

army by Jack Ashton November 29, 2010

Army 

When a man gets down and the girl blows the hell out of him.

Tim: Alicia came over to play army last night
Joe: Army?
Tim: Just like the real world. I get down and she blows the hell out of me.

Army by Stan M. January 3, 2008

army 

A group of nasty soldiers that have no pride in uniforms. A place where everyone that is a fat ass can be a proud ranger. No discipline in war. the clean up crew. The land of the old, fat, and nasty. The land of the 50 year old Privates.

" Hey look at that old fat bitch... holy shit!!! she is an army Private. She could be my Grandmother."

army by sgt skeet skat June 29, 2008

ARMY 

ARMY is the fandom of kpop sensation BTS. ARMY stands for Adorable Representative MC for Youth. ARMY isn’t just a fandom, it’s a family.

We were only seven, but we have you ARMY.

ARMY by cindii_rella April 30, 2020