arbious

Obvious but it wouldn't happen.
Something that should be true but isn't.

They've been going out for four years. It's arbious they've had sex by now.

Arbiously the crazy frog couldn't get a number one hit.

by TheHunt October 18, 2008

arking butt loads

An advanced masturbation technique. One must be positioned high on the back and feet in the air. When brought to orgasm aim the ejaculate up and over in to the anus. Mainly performed by men but not limited to men. Also commonly known as arking.

I'm getting good at arking butt loads, not a drop of jizz on my cheeks.

by Dirtpeddler July 15, 2014

ariolalignment

When a female's nipples are well aligned with one another, where as an offset ariolalignment is likely symptomatic of a botched breast augmentation. Term coined from ariola (term for nipple) and alignment (in correct, appropriate relative position).

Dude! How can you stand watching that crass type of pornography? I mean just look at that woman! Her ariolalignment is completely off; each nipple is pointing to polar opposites of the earth! Seriously, I bet she had her boobjob done behind a Chunky Cheese!

by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014

Arriola

The last name of a great person, usually a guy. These people seem over OBSERVANT and will be creepy at times, but their observations help in situations. These people are quite reasonable; and you'll rarely ever see yourself paying them for their deeds. These people are hard to find, however, and should never appear, about 99% in a coffee shop. You'll find them in more outgoing places, as they are known for adventure. Great people, and will always be. Just don't make fun of their name, for The nipple joke is the one with an E. They'll correct you or strangle you. Either way, its up to them.

*PERSON 1* I'm an ARRIOLA.
*PERSON 2* You mean a NIPPLE head?

No. thats ARREOLA. with an E.
Er.... nipple head.

(2 days later) *PERSON 3* I hereby command you to death row, for commiting first degree murder. you have murdered Jones, as of him insulting of your last name.
(3 days later) I killed a judge, and my best friend.

THE END

by IM on FORTNITE: Reyrorty1 October 9, 2018

Areionna

This girl is probably one of the sweetest people you have ever met. She is there when you need her and is a great listener. You’re always gonna want an Areionna around.

Areionna is one hell of a person to have around

by Chloeaaron5 November 30, 2018

Ariola Granola

Ariana Grande’s nickname 👍😌

Ermahgerd are you listening to Ariola Granola??

by buggetha fanpage November 27, 2020

Arkron

A group of individuals that originally got together over a Star Wars fan game, only to find themselves avoiding the title.

“Haha, TurkeySpinn!”

“Oh, you must be from Arkron.”

by MoonLog247 March 21, 2022