Archie 

Tall, ginger, gorgeous. One of the nicest boys you could ever meet in your life, so caring and never lets you down. Athletic, smart, talented at the guitar. One of the funniest guys ever, has a great taste in music and is just an amazing guy in general. Give good tight hugs and treats his girlfriend/crush with respect and love

Person: Hey Arch are you playing footy with us later?
Archie: Yeah defo

Archie by constantly_crying July 9, 2019

Archie 

Old ignorant, racist, bigoted, or all of the above asshole who can't get past the societal norms of 1952.
The Archie Bunker type.

Women have the right to vote, drive, and work. Sit down and shut the fuck up, Archie.

Archie by GrumpyMcFuzzball August 18, 2019

Archie 

Someone who joins in (A conversation/ Party/ Whatever)uninvited.

He always butts into our conversations, he's such an Archie

Archie by jims steak was raw February 7, 2020

Archie 

A person who spends every waking minute of his life masturbating. His hand is permanently covered with white fluids and and his face is always drenched in sweat. He smells like a funeral and is afraid of any non-virgin.

Archie:*Sees woman*
Archie:*Pulls down pants and Starts to sweat*

Archie by TheConnoisseur August 9, 2020

Archie 

Daft stupid nonce with a fit mum called Joanne

Look at that Archie, bet his mums fit

Archie by IpEiRcedMYFo0tonAspIkeeE June 11, 2019

Archie 

A person who spends every waking minute of his life masturbating. His hand is permanently covered with white fluids and and his face is always drenched in sweat. He smells like a funeral and is afraid of any non-virgin.

Archie:*Sees woman*
Archie:*Pulls down pants and Starts to sweat*

Archie by TheConnoisseur August 9, 2020

Archie 

Fucking twat he is a horrible person and would break you heart

Girl:Hey babe
Archie:I'm breaking up with you

Archie by anonymous September 24, 2020