asparapiss

your urine and/or the ripe and distinct smell it gives off after you've consumed asparagus.

"someone light a match! i just had myself an asparapiss!"

by stefanie collins July 25, 2008

asparagus fork

A utensil used for serving asparagus. Also, anal sex.

I got an asparagus fork for my birthday from my boyfriend.

by Keenie May 18, 2006

Asparagus Syndrome

Asparagus Syndrome is a mental illness that causes one to believe they are the Green Giant.

Billy: IM THE GREEN GIANT! -stomp stomp stomp-
Jane: Dude, I think Billy has Asparagus Syndrome.

by Glitchx April 6, 2009

Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

The best thing that you could ever listen to. It is orgasmic music that only few can live through after listening to.

I lived after listening to Red Jumpsuit Apparatus!!

by Duckie D June 10, 2008

Apssarah

She is, hilarious. Dirty minded. Blunt. And sarcastic. She likes Chinese and Korean guys. Normally guys named Ju Hin or Ryan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). She likes killing unicorns and bumping uglies with parabatai stealer.
She is the best parabatai I could have ever asked for.

Dude 1: I'm gonna take Apssarah to pound town tonight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dude 2: you're so lucky. I heard she has a hit ass bod

by Abigail Chase August 20, 2018

Asparagus

1: Delicious Vegetable that should not in any case be shoved up one's genitalia and then feed it to your dog.

2: Abigails Favourite Veggi

Man 1: Hey Did you Hear Abigail put a asparagus in her vag
Man 2 :EWWWW Thats just nastay

by BaileyMclellan6969 May 14, 2011

apparated

A word that was once not defined by Urban Dictionary.

Guy: I just looked up apparated on Urban Dictionary, but it wasn't there!!
Girl: It is now :)

by mynameisrudolph December 18, 2010