Scottish Apple Pie

The act of farting while kissing/making out with someone. Said fart can be audible or silent, intentional or on accident.

"I can't believe he thought I wouldn't notice that scottish apple pie he gave me at the end of our date"

by Twosday April 29, 2010

columbian apple pie

when u take a shit on the girls chest and boob fuck her.

dude last night i gave ur mom the columbian apple pie!

by yithegreat69 August 22, 2010

hot apple pie

An alcoholic drink that consists of apple juice, apple cider, sugar and a half galon of Everclear. Hot apple pie is usually made in large quantities.

Man, I made two gallons of hot apple pie last night, and now I'm ready to party it down tonight.

by Bud Man June 14, 2008

vanilla cream on a warm apple pie

this refers to smegma which is bacteria, vaginal secretions and debris that collect within labia minora, usually in someone that doesn't take many showers.

That girl is really nasty and she's a real vanilla cream on a warm apple pie

by Black Panther415 October 9, 2008

Deep-dish Apple Pie

n. A term used to describe a deep, wide-set or cavernous vagina; typically belonging to a loose or promiscuous woman.

I know Carly has been with a lot of guys, but she's so hot that I still want a piece of her deep-dish apple pie.

by Big Bloo October 8, 2011

God I love Apple Pie

It means you love Apple pie

"Hey I made Apple pie for you"

"God I love Apple pie"

by Red pikmin November 22, 2022

hot apple pie

A dessert traditionally associated with either being a patriotic american or the warm insides of the female genitalia. See also pie and american pie.

"I love the flag, mom and hot apple pie!"
(Said while holding up first and second finger together) "Dude! I just got some hot apple pie..."

by Anaksunaman June 19, 2004