Alper

He is a very good looking person you should get to know him he is someone you should definitely date

Oh my alper is looking so nice and fresh today

by Andrew Adrian lieam January 31, 2019

Appel Farm

"It's the only place in the world where someone whose name is or is not the most common name of second session 2005 can go through six girlfriends in one summer." as amy said to me about five minutes ago. which is totes true. and absolutely hilarious. basically it is the best place in the universe, and most people who go there love it with the entirety of their soul. <444

ive got my appel. youve got your appel. weve got our: APPEL FARM.

by The Month Before May That Loves The Farm December 3, 2006

text appeal

When someone is able to carry on a good conversation through text messaging.

We were having a great conversation texting. She's got real text appeal.

She texts too slow and has nothing to say. I'm talking zero text appeal.

by samstricklin January 8, 2009

sex appeal

having a attractive appeal of sex, or sexy and attractive to women.

i got the sex appeal.

by sexappeal May 13, 2005

Redneck Apparatus

A large assemblage of shit located in the yard of someone suspected of being a redneck (see white trash). Specifically, outdated or otherwise useless mechanical contraptions associated with being a hick and/or the killing and skinning of deer, relocating of one's mobile home, etc.

"Holy shit did you see that redneck apparatus?"

"It's a good thing this trailer park doesn't have regulations on redneck apparatus, or I wouldn't be able to keep that old refrigerator tied to a 1988 Ford Festiva that I use to skin deer in the front yard."

by Force434 November 9, 2008

Status Apparatus

N. The intended effects of a group of insecure people who all set their facebook statuses about the same lame event or about each other in an attempt to look awesome or exclusive.

"Did you see John's, Paul's, George's, and Ringo's statuses about how much fun they had at the roller derby? I wish I was cool enough to get invited to go with them sometime."-Ben

"Don't wish that. It's all just a status apparatus. They're really just a group of four lonely guys who get together and try to rollerskate their lonliness away."--Ken

by ellejaytea November 5, 2010

workplace apparitions

A phenomenon that occurs more and more frequently the longer you remain at the same worksite, an artifact of your cohorts retiring or dying.

This has been a very heavy week for workplace apparitions.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 1, 2019