Apple

A nice, delicious and round fruit.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away,

if you throw it hard enough.

by bangtanbooties August 12, 2013

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Apple Patch

The newest in facial hair fashion, made to show how much you care about gender equality

Guy: hey girl
Anna: hey guy! nice apple patch

by TheLegendofB April 16, 2015

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nigger apple

a nigger apple is a watermelon.

i likes me a juicy nigger apple.

by niggerapple January 9, 2009

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Talking or writing in an understated way to give the impression that something is 'revolutionary' all the while not giving out any real specific details just the way Apple always does. A similar technique is used by teachers, they talk really quietly when they want everyone's attention.

The user must use the word 'cool' a lot or 'neat' etc. See any presentation involving Steve Jobs for an example. Apple jargon has now extended to Google and Bing and even journalists that write about Google, Bing and Apple. Other feautures; the user must be so arrogant to assume that everybody already uses some of their technology. Using words like fun and neat also helps!

Apple/Google/Bing: Hey, wouldn't it be cool if you could have all your documents in one place wherever you went? Well now you can with Apple/Google/Bing ***. How does it work? Well, that's the fun part, you just put all your documents...

Journalist: Hey, this week we'll be looking at another cool feature on your iphone that maybe you haven't used yet. (Oh wait.. I don't have a f***ing i-phone and I don't want one!!)

Apple/Google/Bing: What is social search? Hmm.. It's pretty darn neato. All you have to do is put all your contacts in your profile and... (Oh wait.. I don't have one of your f***ing profiles and I don't want one!!)

Apple/Google/Bing: The cool part of all this is the fun algorithm we have running the whole thing which looks at.. (Wait.. wait.. will you say how it works?! Like hell you will! You'll just continue using Apple Jargon!)

by RolakiPapa April 18, 2010

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Ahleaha

A girl that is gorgeously pretty and beautifully cute. Has a truly amazing personality. Who is very fun to be with and is a truly amazing girl. She is very spectacular, magnificent, amazing, fantastic, smart, talented, awesome, great in so many ways, sweet, is very loving and caring, and is always putting a smile on her babies face. Makes every day truly better then any other and is more amazing then any other girl ever in the world. She is like the sun and brightens everyday and is like the clouds and will drift u away to spectacular feelings and places. A girl that when u love it feels more powerful, true, and enduring then any love u will ever know. This is Who and What an Ahleaha is!

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by Mr. Right Guy! March 19, 2009

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Notch Apple

An enchanted apple (A.K.A a notch apple or enchanted golden apple) is one of the most powerful food items in Minecraft. Gives effects such as Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and Fire Resistance.

Eating the Notch Apple will give massive benefits.

by Sams Underntale October 10, 2019

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