The VFW is such an antique show, but man those guys can party.
I got an invitation to the ultimate antique show...the AARP!
I got an invitation to the ultimate antique show...the AARP!
by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

The act of putting talcum powder on your balls and smushing them in your roommates face so he gets antiqued
by 149214921492 March 12, 2020

by botcabbage June 20, 2020

The type of humour is from people born between 1945-1975. This humour has themes of iPhones, young people having entitlement, how young people don’t understand how books work, and how everyone is addicted to their phones
by Seth Bluman March 29, 2022

Sexual act performed at fine gentleman’s clubs around the world. A woman, usually for hire, fills her anus with fine Colombian powder and flatulates in a man’s face. This gives a ghost like appearance and instant euphoria.
by Colombianantique March 17, 2024

Verb - Seeking out romantic or sexual partners who are elderly, or of an age significantly older than oneself.
Jenny declined my invitation to go to the college bars tonight--she's probably antiquing at Barnes & Noble again.
by TheGoodKingBroccolli April 12, 2017

by tiff12345 November 19, 2021
