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antique show

a gathering of old and/or retired persons
The VFW is such an antique show, but man those guys can party.

I got an invitation to the ultimate antique show...the AARP!
by jrcdmc June 19, 2011
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Antiquing

The act of putting talcum powder on your balls and smushing them in your roommates face so he gets antiqued
Bro, what the fuck? Why are you antiquing me?
by 149214921492 March 12, 2020
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Antique Ladder

When you mount an octogenarian to sexually penetrate them.
“Woah, last night my sister attempted an antique ladder on octogenarian!”
by botcabbage June 20, 2020
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Antiquated humour

The type of humour is from people born between 1945-1975. This humour has themes of iPhones, young people having entitlement, how young people don’t understand how books work, and how everyone is addicted to their phones
After my dad made a joke that I’m addicted to my phone, I told him the joke was antiquated humour
by Seth Bluman March 29, 2022
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Colombian Antique

Sexual act performed at fine gentleman’s clubs around the world. A woman, usually for hire, fills her anus with fine Colombian powder and flatulates in a man’s face. This gives a ghost like appearance and instant euphoria.
I was ripping rails off a strippers ass. Some fell into her crack and she Colombian Antiqued me.
by Colombianantique March 17, 2024
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Antiquing

Verb - Seeking out romantic or sexual partners who are elderly, or of an age significantly older than oneself.
Jenny declined my invitation to go to the college bars tonight--she's probably antiquing at Barnes & Noble again.
by TheGoodKingBroccolli April 12, 2017
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Antiquing

When Tiffany dumped Darrin he went right back to antiquing.
by tiff12345 November 19, 2021
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