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Angle Wrangler

ang-guh l rang-gler

A person that only shares pictures from that one angle that makes them look good to trick someone else into meeting them.
1. - Adjective:
"How was that girl you went to see last night?"
"Dude, she's a total Angle Wrangler! "

2. - Verb:
"Oh shit, how bad?"
"That bitch show up and all the sudden her arms look like crabby patties and a side of chocolate shake. All them photos she was taking was from her certain bullshit angles and trick lighting. She totally Angle Wrangled me into meeting her, and of COURSE she expected me to get the bill!"
"Fucking harsh man, sorry."
by Kraziestguy June 22, 2016
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brown ankled

waking up with your foot up someone's arse and having not the faintest idea of how it got there
"Hello Sven, I see your new boyfriend is limping quite badly this morning"
"Yes, I'm afraid that we both had too much to drink last night and somehow I brown ankled him"
by Daniel le Cont October 29, 2011
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Blood Angles

The Blood Angels are one of the first founding legions of the space marines.They are well known across the galaxy for their bloodthirsty nature in battle, and feared for the curse of flawed gene seed they carry. The Blood Angels are amongst the longest living of the adeptus astartes, with some of the chapter's space marines having served the emperor of mankind for over a thousand standard years.The Blood Angels are the noble descendants of that most purist

and angelic of the primarchs Sanguinius who was tragically slayed by Hours during the Hours heresy.There main color scheme is bright red symbolizing there blood thirsty behavior and are specialized in close quarters combat using weapon such as chain swords,power axes,power mauls and many more to rip and tear the the traitor,the alien and the heretic.
the blood angles are the most brutal chapter of the space marines yet they are honorable and noble in the cause against the disgusting xeno scum.
by thewallofguns July 26, 2020
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High angle primers

Field artillery slang. High angle primers are a nonexistent item that is used to trick rookies. Often used to send unsuspecting rookies on a wild goose chase.(Regular artillery primers work at low and high angles, so there is no high-angle version of them).
"Go down to the motor pool and ask Sergeant Williams for some high angle primers."
by Tom from the Shore November 19, 2007
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Angleton

A small town on the Texas gulf coast where the beer is cold and the women are easy. The population of Angleton is very diverse, you have rednecks, athletes, EMOs, bikers, thugs, and wannabe whiteboy thugs. Those with half of a brain realize there is no future in this town and get out. The perks of growing up in this town is that you learn about sex at an early age, must be something in the water, the women are all freaks.
Guy in Houston: I'm horny tonight, what are we going to do?
Friend: I know this freak down in Angleton, we can sneak thru her window later on and run train.
by AtownNative May 12, 2007
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Angle Lock

An submission move that forces a person to tap out. This procedure involve, firstly, smacking someone's face flat on the floor. Next, you reach for their foot(left or right), grab it, and twist the fuck out of it. This will cause a drastic pain in the ankle portion. Eventually, the person will either tap out or allow their ankle to be snap. It' America, Freedom of Choice: Tap Out or Snap. Angle Lock was a special move by Kurt Angle.
Vy tapped out due to an Angle Lock.
by BenchMax345 March 3, 2008
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angle of the dangle

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the bootie of the cutie and the heat of the meat.
by guy343432 August 23, 2006
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