Alito

Verb: General: To hide behind your wife. Political: To dodge credible accusations of behavior that is emblematic of your personality and legal track record, by blaming your spouse for an action that you would ALSO be responsible for. Fictional: To feed your wife to the zombies as you run away screaming.

"I'd love to Alito my wife for the stench, but everyone saw me eating the oysters."
"As the White Walkers approached, I could have defended my family, but instead I Alitoed and ran."

by Barleymash May 21, 2024

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Alithoelectroplatophobia

The fear of non-lithium batteries, such as A, AA, AAA, A+, A++, A+++, AAAA, B, BB and so on.

I have the irrational fear know as alithoelectroplatophobia.

by WRAPboi March 1, 2025

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Alits appreciation day

She bough a gorge droyd shirt on roblox wich is so goated

yo gang its alits appreciation day (dont mind ts)

by edzio September 23, 2025

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Wu-ality

The amount of Wu-Tang like characteristics something has.

Boxee can't have better Wu-ality than any other site, because it's all the same content.

by Chrisizzle (Big C) February 10, 2009

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Birbu-ality

The love for Birbs. Losing control because of happiness caused by seeing a cute Birb. There are different Birbu-alities, each differs by the Birb a person love and pays attention and time the most i.e Quaky-love is the love for Duccs (ducks) or Squawk-love the love for squawks (parrots).

A: Dude, have you ever lost control because you have seen a Birb? I saw a cute duck recently.
B: Yep, that's called Birbu-ality and to be specific you have a Quaky-love.

by Bepis-Birb May 9, 2018

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