Aleks the Simp

Aleks is typically know for the most outrageous acts of emotions towards the female gender.

Look its Aleks the Simp , ope i mean Aleks the great

by TheSimpLord July 25, 2020

alek keegan's fistpump

Is surprisingly not about something that someone gets excited about, but is actually a rare sex position that involves A LOT OF LUBE. SERIOUSLY I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH NEED MORE LUBE. usually by anal or vaginal. User usually grabs interior organs during. remember, lube.

"Becky, I heard you scream last night. What happened??"
"My boyfriend pulled an alek keegan's fistpump and i had to go to the hospital."
"Girl you are so lucky, i've been asking my boyfriend to do that for weeks. He doesn't have enough money for that much lube. I heard you need a lot of it!!! LIKE A LOT!!"

by KevinMikeAlekElijahBrenna May 16, 2017

Alek Gutierrez

Your typical teenage boy who is muscular and has the most amazing hair ever! and a huge penice

omg is that a alek Gutierrez!

by DJ QALEK October 4, 2011

Dirty alek

ok your having a 69 with two guys and then you shit in ones mouth and then the one with the shit sucks the other ones dick and then has cum and shit in his mouth and then they make out and transfrer the shit/cum.

i gave my b/f a dirty alek the other night. <3 =

by kenny sharp January 12, 2007

Alek

What a wetty. His parents must of hated him a lot to name him Alek instead of alex. No one likes Alek. People pretend to be his friends but they are really not Aleksandra friends. Lonely alek

"I feel bad for Alek. He has no friends"

by James bondes February 23, 2019

Aleks

He is the coolest person and he is the most calmest too. Everyone likes Aleks.

Person1: Do you know Aleks?
Person2: Yes, he is the coolest person I know.

by Leskaskela2 January 24, 2025

Alek

Alek can destroy you in one sentence and cause your entire world to crumble. You will discover the true meaning of entropy when you meet an Alek. If you thought you knew pain, think again. Usually nice tho and generally shorter in stature.

Person 1: “Wow! Alek is really burning down the stage with those sick guitar riffs!”

Person 2: “And he’s a really good Dad!”

by FF5fanatic November 22, 2021