by TheSimpLord July 25, 2020
Is surprisingly not about something that someone gets excited about, but is actually a rare sex position that involves A LOT OF LUBE. SERIOUSLY I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH NEED MORE LUBE. usually by anal or vaginal. User usually grabs interior organs during. remember, lube.
"Becky, I heard you scream last night. What happened??"
"My boyfriend pulled an alek keegan's fistpump and i had to go to the hospital."
"Girl you are so lucky, i've been asking my boyfriend to do that for weeks. He doesn't have enough money for that much lube. I heard you need a lot of it!!! LIKE A LOT!!"
"My boyfriend pulled an alek keegan's fistpump and i had to go to the hospital."
"Girl you are so lucky, i've been asking my boyfriend to do that for weeks. He doesn't have enough money for that much lube. I heard you need a lot of it!!! LIKE A LOT!!"
by KevinMikeAlekElijahBrenna May 17, 2017
omg is that a alek Gutierrez!
by DJ QALEK August 19, 2011
ok your having a 69 with two guys and then you shit in ones mouth and then the one with the shit sucks the other ones dick and then has cum and shit in his mouth and then they make out and transfrer the shit/cum.
by kenny sharp January 11, 2007
An insanely big dick. Every girl will say it ! It’s huge and procures very good sensations ! This is a very beautiful dick that will make you think about it every single days of your life.
by Mikecokslong November 22, 2021
Homophobic Magic the Gathering Player. Typically resides in the state of New Jersey. Has .2 inch dick. Cum filled toes.
by Alek Patoschka May 31, 2019
by MrYoso28 November 23, 2021