Pulling a Kim

When you decide to spend over $2 million dollars on a wedding just to divorce after 72 days.

Guy 1: Hey dude I think I'm going to get a divorce
Guy 2: Don't go pulling a kim!
Guy 1: Oh..right..

by kylielove November 7, 2011

Akimblow job

The act of oral sex upon a male genitalia while he is playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (or any Call of Duty).

guy 1-Dude my girl gave me an Akimblow job and a blumpkin last night.
guy 2- You lucky bastard!

by Three sheets to the wind March 13, 2010

legs akimbo

A take-off on the phrase "arms akimbo", meaning to give a visualization of someone bending the legs with the knees to the outside but with the feet together. Possibly first used in print by the cartoonist Johnny Hart in the cartoon B.C., where a character mentions a female nightclub dancer named Legs Akimbo. This is to indicate that her act is risqué, as her crotch would be exposed, or that she would dance in a wild fashion, with great abandon.

She was a sexy dancer, with a short skirt and her legs akimbo.

by rideswithscissors January 22, 2017

akimbo

When ones' legs are spread wide open. Same as 'spread eagle.'

Hey, why are you legs akimbo? Are you a gymnist? No, I wanna fuck.

by Oleg R. August 4, 2004

akimoto

Akimoto is a boy that will ruin everything, he'll act all sweet and kind but once he has you to where he wants you he'll drop you and leave you to crumble on the floor and discard you as a piece of trash.
never let your best friend date an Akimoto he'll only ruin her.

that guy he's such an Akimoto , look at the way he's playing with her feelings

by sneakypikachuninja September 25, 2013

akimbo

To hold two pistols.

by Bob April 20, 2003

akimbo

The proper term for holding one pistol in each hand. Often confused with the incorrect term of "double-pack pistols".

by Marcin April 20, 2003