by MeowMix561 November 11, 2017

A version of 'passive- aggressive' for those who can appreciate the fusion of modern and antiquated vernacular. If one takes the term 'pussy' to be synonymous with weak, then this is the weakling's way of showing aggression, while avoiding confrontation.
by Mr. Flava August 17, 2008

Aggressive spooning is just regular spooning with a firm, slightly threatening grasp on the little spoon paired with slow yet consistent humping, which can become damaging to the little spoon after prolonged exposure. Other symptoms include raw tender muscles, bleeding, burning, chafing, cramping, unexpected pregnancy, brown play, festering, itching, diarrhea, nagging, pinching, pricking, stinging, upset stomach, inflammation of various parts, swollen members, heart burn, and potential severe wounding. Should either party encounter any of the above, it may be wise to seek medical attention. Remember before you do so, it would be clever to have an alternative answer when asked how such injuries occurred. Please practice safe aggressive spooning. Try it with someone experienced.
by Dinde October 14, 2008

When someone goes out of their way to be passive about things, or to just not be involved. Often, getting involved wouldn't inconvenience them, but they just don't care about that. They want to ignore it and be on their way.
John: That person was calling out for help, and you ignored him.
Jill: Yep.
John: But why?
Jill: Haven't you heard? I'm aggressively passive.
Jill: Yep.
John: But why?
Jill: Haven't you heard? I'm aggressively passive.
by zeekwolfrunner October 10, 2009

A fuck needed out of anger, Usually tacky, messy but delightful all at the same time
Note: Don't be alarmed if anything gets broken in the process, it's normal.
Note: Don't be alarmed if anything gets broken in the process, it's normal.
"Akim Get Over Here Now I Need An aggression fuck!"
"Last night in my aggression fuck with michele we broke all the chairs in mine and my neighbors house"
"Last night in my aggression fuck with michele we broke all the chairs in mine and my neighbors house"
by Screaming Alpha April 15, 2005

Non conventional piercings, usually anything other than earrings
termed by "Loveline" and "The Adam Carolla Show" Radio show host Adam Carolla
termed by "Loveline" and "The Adam Carolla Show" Radio show host Adam Carolla
by BTVAFFX March 4, 2009

A retail term used to describe stupid people in Louisiana, specifically people in New Orleans and Metairie. People whom get upset at other people for their own stupidity.
Joe ran a red light which caused a car accident and yelled at the innocent person for hitting his car. I looked to my friend and said, "see that? That is aggressive incompetence at it's finest."
by BaneCoven November 11, 2019
