Allah is on my side

What people say when they are about to do something suicidal and fulfill Allah’s prophecy

Bill: no stop don’t go in there you will die.

Slavic-pol Will: don’t worry Allah is on my side. ( runs in and get blown away)

by Wilhelm II January 17, 2020

allahu akbar

Actually means "God is the Greatest" but Isis uses this incorrectly. Isis however is actually the complete opposite of Islam.

*gets a good grade* "Allahu Akbar. I thank god for the good grade"

by hamba999 November 13, 2015

Allahna

A bad ass bitch who is brown skin and smart. She doesn’t fuck with anyone and is lowkey antisocial. She only fucks the the realist niggas.

Allahna is such a nice person

by Chickenandwaffleshoe April 1, 2019

Allah Ackbar

Admiral Ackbar's cousin...for some reason his name is printed on the Iraqi flag.

Have you seen Allah Ackbar around? That cracker owes me money

by Omgwtfbbq June 19, 2004

Allahu Akbar

What terrorists say before they blow up

Terrorist: ALLAHU AKBAR *blows up concert arena*

by LitttlK April 11, 2019

Allahu akbar

"Allahu akbar" means "The Lord is the most magnificent" in arabic and you often hear this during muslim prayer ceremonies and adhan(Islamic call to worship) and you might hear it from a muslim worshiper recited repeatedly as a short prayer phrase. The aforementioned practice is called "Dhikr" which is comparable with rosary of catholic tradition.Unfortunately as in the islamic world the institution of religion is comandeered by islamists, for many non-muslims this phrase has become an ominous slogan associated with belligerent radical islamists or worse, a battle cry of terrorists for people too often hear it from suicide bombers propagandizing other devoted muslims into acknowledging their horrendous cause as pious.

Parts of Adhan:
Allahu akbar

Ashhadu alla ilaha illallah
The Lord is the most magnificent
I bear witness that there is no god but god

by lifetime skeptic June 3, 2018

Almighty Anal Attack of Allah

The Quran was orally revealed by the Almighty Saviour Allah to the final prophet, Muhammad the Terrorist, through the suicide bomber Gabriel (Jibril), incrementally over a period of some 23 years, beginning on 22 December 609 BE (Before Explosion). The information Muhammad received was of great significance and power to the Islamic People, for Allah had revealed his true righteous power only known in the Quran as the Almighty Anal Attack of Allah. It is stated that this holy power has destructive capabilities towards the rectum of the sinners of mankind, also known as the infidels. Once Almighty Allah has begun his furious strike on the anal cavity of the infidels, he proceeds to have a Bukkake Party and partakes in the islamic tradition, formally known in the Quran as a Croaky Jim; The divine cum Allah secretes is said to wash the worthy infidels of their sins and reveal the true path of freedom Islam brings to society, those who are deemed unworthy perish. The cleansed infidels with newfound peace are welcomed into the Islamic life as a Prophet of Allah, eventually receiving the promised gift of 42 virgins in the afterlife; serving Allah as his humble servants.

Submit to Allah or succumb to the Almighty Anal Attack of Allah.
ISIS THEME SONG (lyrics included to sing-along)
Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah
Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah

Behi azadini w galal bugha faya qawmi hubu lidarbil kumah
Fa ima hayatun tasurul hudah wa ima ma'matun yughighul uda
Wa ima ma'matun yughighul uda

Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah

Faqum yaw'faya lidarbin naja lilamdi saweeya nasudul ghuza
Wa narfa umajida wa nu'leh jiba abat antadila be ghairil ilah
Abat antadila le ghairil ilah

Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah
Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah

Il al haqi haya da'ana lewa
Li sahil manaya be harbi aydah
Faman ma ta'minna fi dan an himah
Bi janati khuldin sayaghdu azah
Bi janati khuldin sayaghdu azah

by ProphetofAllah42 May 26, 2020