Aeropostale

A shit-ass store for wannabe little kids who can't afford Abercrombie and Fitch. Their shirts are painfully colorful to look at, their jeans are unflattering and grungy, their shoes are cheap shit that fall apart in a few weeks. Q.E.D., Aeropostale is a shitty little store that the poor kids practically glorify, because they think it makes them look Prep. Guess what? It doesn't. Abercrombie and AE are the cool teen trend stores, the official "Prep" style of middle and high-schoolers. Essentially, Abercrombie and AE sell clothing for fit people because that's who they want wearing their clothes. It puts off a good image, rather than having obese, penny-scrounging children wearing your company's clothes.

IN CONCLUSION, Aeropostale is a kiddie, kiss-ass, wannabe version of a suave, smooth, "prep"-styled store. ( A&F , abercrombie , Hollister , American Eagle , Ralph Lauren , etc.)

Aeropostale: Flashy, childish clothing. A fucking waste of your time. Unimpressive, immature, and a stand-up joke to people who can appreciate flattering clothing.

by Majoress September 26, 2010

Aeropostale

The most retarded store in the world. People who their wardrobe consists of nothing but Aeropostale are frickin idiots and try to hard too be aprep. It is a sad story. I have found one thing that I really liked here and that is it. Their clothes are crap and they fall apart. The one thing I wear from here is a belt and that is it! It is a very cute belt, but everything else in that store just has too many monkeys and butterflies on it! It's like if you see something with a frickin butterfly on it, you know where it's from. I know one girl who is a cheerleader and all she wears is Aeropostale. It is sickening.

Alex (a girl): OMG! Look, this weekend I totally went shopping at Aero and I got this sweater and it soooo looks like a Ralph Lauren one, but I'm such a poser, I just had too get one from Aero!!

Me: Oh, well, then. If that's what you feel you must do, then so be it. uhhhhhhhh.

Alex: Well, at least I'm not spending a ton of money on a polo at J.Crew like you. I mean, it's probably just as poorly made as mine from Aero are!

Me: Give me a break!

by A suffering prep in a redneck-hick town February 28, 2005

Aeropostale

People say they buy it cause its cute and has cool design.
Puhlease!
It has AERO all over a 2 cents Hanes shirt from Dollar General and sells it for 3$ and kids praise it like they've never seen a shirt in their life.
And then people think your preppy if you wear it but it looks like Dolar General meets Wal-Mart.
Target is way preppier, and I dont even shop their.

Lindsey: Look at this cool new shirt I got!
(Holding up a shirt with monkeys, butterflies, and Aero written on it)

Blaire: Eww Did you get that from Aeropostale (gag!)

Lindsey: Yeah! They were having their millonth a year Buy one get 100 free sale!

Blaire: Go figure,It looks like you just got it out the dumpster behind Goodwill. You should like throw it away! You actually like it?

Lindsey: Yeah, It is kinda ugly!
(Donates it to Goodwill)

by Little Miss. WAY BETTER THAN YOU June 3, 2008

Aeropostale

This store is wear all the people who are desperate to be popular/preps shop. They usually sell cheap material clothing, acessories, and shoes for prices that are higher than they should be. But this is the cheapest 'prep' store, that is just a wannabe of the true 'prep' stores, ex. Abercrombie & Fitch, American Eagle, Hollister, etc.

Girl: OMG, I just got this awesome sweatshirt from Aeropostale!
Me: Yeah, you only wish you could afford this Abercrombie one, you wannabe!

by aLySsA <333 May 13, 2005

Aeropostale

It is a cheap ass knock-off brand of abercrombie and fitch. Usually, people who shop there cant afford abercrombie and want to look cool. They sometimes can't fit into A&f clothing and aeropostale provides BIG BIG BIG sizes. Aeropostale is stupid and wrong. They want to look cool but can't. You could buy like 10 shirts for $10. Aeropostale people are not popular. They usually are not rich kids. They are just so retarded. Posers. Wannabees.
Get a clue posers! You don't look cool. If you can't afford the real thing then too bad for you!!!!!!!
Aero's employees are too pushy.
ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH IS THE BEST STORE EVA!!!!!!!!!!!

Aeropostale kid: Look at me Im so cool!
A&F kid: NO your not poser.
Aeropostale kid: I have to wear this. I can't afford to be hot like you. And I can't fit into the sizes they have.
A&F kid: too bad.
Aeropostale kid: I wish i was you!!!
A&F kid: dream on.

by a&flover November 18, 2006

aeropostale lovers

A person who has nothing better to do then defend aeropostale. Usually perturbed and rendered to a defensive state of whining like little bitches because they wanna seem non preppy. When in fact this is a trigger response of being salty or seeing ones true self in the eyes of others.

further reserch has discovered they are a new form of clique known as emo prepish fags

i wanted to laugh at urbandictionarys definition of aeropostale but all i got was aeropostale lovers making a fun time gay.

by INKY SKILLZ February 5, 2010

aeropostale shit lick

the act of taking a peice of shit shirt from aeropostale, then shitting in it while your gay blind friend masturbates onto your face and shoving a banana phone up your ass, then when he has fully jizzed on your face you take the aeropostale shirt (now it looks sumwhat like a shit hammock) and throw it up in the air while you open your mouth like your trying to catch snow flakes on your tongue, then you both make out and play limp biscuit,then you take that stupid douchebag aeropostale shirt and wrap it around both of your heads to make a romantic and smelly bond on your head

guy 1-wow i heard you and tom had an aeropostale shit lick party
guy 2- yep that was the best night of my life!

by killmeihavenolife21 February 25, 2010