acute dick

A woman's polite way of telling you that you're about as well-hung as a two-year-old. Synonyms: two-inch tickler and two-pump chump.

Jeez, you have acute dick.

by Kix May 3, 2004

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snatch acne

As the term implies, an eruption of weeping sores in and around the vulva (pussy/snatch/twat/cunt/meat wallet).

See also clitzit.

Say, Doc, could you write me out a prescription for something? I've got snatch acne and my boyfriend won't fuck me!

by Robert E. Porter January 2, 2009

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Acute Scrotal Itch (A.S.I.)

The sudden sharp, piercing itching sensation a man gets in his scrotum. Often completely debilitating, the itch must be scratched almost immediately to avoid injury.

I was in the grocery store with my wife when I got an attack of Acute Scrotal Itch (A.S.I.). The aisle was crowded so I had to duck behind my wife to get to it.

by sobonate December 10, 2012

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Acute Angle

An angle whose measure is less than 90 degrees.

That triangle has 2 acute angle.

by TwoThousand? March 22, 2016

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Aunesti

Aunesti is a queen that deserves the world. She is an amazing friend and not dry what so ever. An Aunesti can kill you with a look so be careful and stay on her good side.

Aunesti chill im not gonna date your mom.

by Queen of all G's July 27, 2020

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