absolutely jorkin my shit

A higher form of jorkin it usually in a communication form meaning to jack off in an aggressive manner

Yo I’m absolutely jorkin my shit right now and by it let’s just say my pentis

by The-jorkin-king January 13, 2025

Absolutely Killed it, This is Dead

When someone does absolutely ass on something (“Absolutely Killed it means you did well but adding “This is Dead” with it means that you did bad)

KSI Absolutely Killed it, This is Dead

by ndotty_gzzzz March 9, 2025

Absolutely Delicious

Used by influencers on TikTok that are on ozempic or mounjarro to describe the most mediocre meal

When I got home I had a spaghetti carbonara ready meal and I just added some cheese on top and guys it was absolutely delicious

by Keeley Wilson May 3, 2025

Absolutely Moronic

The state of being of completely and utter foolishness and stupidity

Ex:

Jill: Dean thought I shit in the cheese so she washed all of it in the sink

Mike: WHAT THE FUCK. DEAN GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MORONIC.

by chadeesa October 2, 2025

oh absolutely

A phrase commonly used to confirm a statement or question when completely sure of oneself. If said with a condescending tone, "oh absolutely" can be an indication that the speaker is a tool. Often used by know-it-alls and douchebags.

Person 1: Hey, does the University of Pennsylvania have a good business school?
Tool: Oh absolutely! The idea that you would even think otherwise is completely ridiculous and shows that I am far superior to you.

by beef nuggets April 23, 2009

Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts

One of the greatest insults of all time. Originally said by Johnathan Andrew Wicker, Junior on June, 18, 2019

Johnathan said this to Edan, "Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts," Edan killed himself shortly after

by the milk man667 June 12, 2019

You get absolutely no bitches

the person gets no fucking female's and should get some

A fuckboy named Timmy: hahaha you failed.
A n8gga that absolutely gets bitches: hop off my tip you get absolutely no bitches

by Where the fuck is mario judah March 5, 2022