Very slutty girl. It is so easy to get into her pussy that it practically has a wheel chair ramp leading to it.
by hjsnodgrass June 6, 2010
Get the Wheel chair accessible mug.The State of Pennsylvania's form of a Welfare card. Naturally abused by most (not all, I'm sure a minority of those using it actually DO put it to the intended use), the Access card is a bitch for the rest of us. It always works out that some asshole on Welfare is right in front of you in the "8 Items or Less" checkout with potato chips, a case of motor oil, weave, ass loads of kool-aid, a box of rubbers (ironically), a Snickers bar, a case of toilet paper, and some milk. As if it wasn't bad enough that the ignorant bastard has more than 8 items, then they have to seperate the order into two orders...the Access order, and the <i>Pennsylvania Says 'Fuck You' Lazy Ass</i> order. So first comes the order paid in cash, which goes well. Then out comes the greenish-blue and yellow Access card! **stabs chest with car keys** So Captain 3-tooth swipes his card for the fourth time, and still a denial message. Why, you ask? Well Mr.DipShit didn't notice that he doesn't have shit on his card!!! It's over halfway through the month, what did he expect?
After holding up the checkout for 15 minutes, LaShaniqua gave up on the sixteenth swipe of her Access card and pulled out a Benjamin, got a receipt, and we all clapped.
by Josh the Expo October 20, 2006
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An abocessity (pronounced: ab-o-sess-et-tee) NOUN
These are things most abos CANNOT and WILL NOT live without. In short, a necessity of an abo. This is NOT at all intended to be RACIST, it is in actual fact TRUE.
These are things most abos CANNOT and WILL NOT live without. In short, a necessity of an abo. This is NOT at all intended to be RACIST, it is in actual fact TRUE.
Abocessity examples:
There are many examples of abocessities (plural) ranging from centrelink, alcohol, alcohol beverages, foods - particularly (as they call it) "chippies bra," freebies, pellet guns (for rolling people), REAL guns (for killing people), cigarettes and various other illicit drugs/pollutants.
Things that they DO NOT keep are:
tooth brushes- explains why their breathe stinks like shit
Showers/bathroom- explains why they stink like piss & shit
New clothing- explains why they have rugged/3rd world country appearences.
Good looking genes- Explains why abos (especially the hickeys) look ULTRA fugly
Mirrors- The above says it all- mirrors would shatter at a glimpse
Manners/Etiquette- Explains all the "fucken hell cunts" and "get in here ya cunts," and "May I fucken cunted have fucken it fucken please! YA cunt!"
There are many examples of abocessities (plural) ranging from centrelink, alcohol, alcohol beverages, foods - particularly (as they call it) "chippies bra," freebies, pellet guns (for rolling people), REAL guns (for killing people), cigarettes and various other illicit drugs/pollutants.
Things that they DO NOT keep are:
tooth brushes- explains why their breathe stinks like shit
Showers/bathroom- explains why they stink like piss & shit
New clothing- explains why they have rugged/3rd world country appearences.
Good looking genes- Explains why abos (especially the hickeys) look ULTRA fugly
Mirrors- The above says it all- mirrors would shatter at a glimpse
Manners/Etiquette- Explains all the "fucken hell cunts" and "get in here ya cunts," and "May I fucken cunted have fucken it fucken please! YA cunt!"
by downwithTJhickey August 15, 2009
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Get the Absessed mug.(a) Articles of clothing on women that give free, uninhibited, and easy access to the breasts and crotch. For example, a skirt.
(b) The key to happiness.
(b) The key to happiness.
by Wai November 21, 2004
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Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."
by Dave October 17, 2003
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by bored2121 July 25, 2008
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