A person who always being an ass who whoop duy in a poker game! Who thinks he will win but then malcolm always come out with something higher
you malcolm
by kid9430 May 5, 2010
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A person who is usually very squeaky until the age of 16.
Tyrone: whats wring with that guys voice.
Tanner: That’s Malcolm you probably know him from call of duty voice chats.
by Sickomode_or_MomBamba January 24, 2019
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Dumbest bitch you’ll know has a tiny dick also fat pulls ugly girls if any.
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the most nicotine addicted kid you will ever meet. He smells like gravy and his nose looks like a grapefruit. He can’t live without his prized possession the juul
He has a nicotine addiction? What a Malcolm!
by bumblebee554 May 19, 2019
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This is a male who enjoys the arts of eproctophilia or better known as fart fetish. Malcolms commonly receive pink eye and typically have bad breath. most females attracted to Malcolms are big girls who don't mind passing there gas for a purpose.
Heard that guy is a Malcolm, his wife always eats burritos before bed so she can help him out.
by Willis Cockfit January 23, 2020
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The best dad in the world. Sincere. He takes up for others. He protects his children at all cost. Best man you will ever meet in your life. It's hard for him to show his emotions. He is shy and fun.
Malcolm:Are you ok
Child: No
Malcolm starts car
child: Where are we going
Malcolm: To get Icecream
by Queen. 051 March 3, 2018
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The Black X's bouncers put on underage people at nightclubs with permanent marker. Used to indicate "underage or w/o ID" With respect to Malcolm X.
The bouncer proceeded to draw a black X on the back of my hands after I failed to produce an ID. I immediately went into the bathroom to wash off the Malcolm. No offense Malcolm X, but a white, underage Bro needs nothing to do with you tonight.
by man of steele May 11, 2011
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