fried eggs on a nail

Saggy tits that hang off a haggard woman. Her body was long ago destroyed by the worthless children she unleashed on the earth.

Her tits looked fine with the bra on, but really they were fried eggs on a nail.

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016

eggy in a basket

When an excessive amount of friction, occurring during anal intercourse, is built up inside the anal cavity creating such a unfathomable amount of heat, that one cracks an egg into the backdoor coital hole boiling the egg into a tasty eggy treat.

Sebastian: "Phil, I told you should have used that curry on your cous cous last night."

Phil: "I know, that eggy in a basket sure was bland!"

by egthomps May 27, 2010

Two Eggs In A Hanky

Two testicles in a scrotum.

Hey look, he's got the smallest two eggs in a hanky i've ever seen.

by Lachlan Days October 19, 2006

Chicken and eggs and a pair of pants

An exclamation of an abundance of excitement.

"Not only is there a killer party this weekend, but our Google AdSense account just paid us $1,000 for doing nothing!"
"Chicken and eggs and a pair of pants!"

by DougCo December 24, 2007

eggs in a basket

a homosexual practice involving resting ones testicles on the testicles of another, usually in a non-sexual circumstance.

My boyfriend and I were watching tv together in the nude, so we put our eggs in a basket.

by MyNewBoyfriend September 8, 2011

Eggs Been-A-Dicked

When you make scrambled eggs with nut in them.

My ole lady wouldn’t give me any last night so I made her eggs been-a-dicked for breakfast.

by Matt1919 March 27, 2022

eggs in a blanket

when you wrap penis around your scrotum and make the brain and it looks like a snake wrapped around.

I showed some bitch my eggs in a blanket and she loved it.

by a1mostt May 14, 2012