Someone who is so incredibly stupid that only an obscure analogy could describe their low level IQ. Just as a wet match in a dark room is the antithesis of light, an incredibly stupid person is the antithesis of an intellectual.
" Did you hear about that guy that played Russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol?"
"Yeah, that dude was a wet match in a dark room. What a fucking moron."
"Yeah, that dude was a wet match in a dark room. What a fucking moron."
by armyowalgreens April 25, 2010
Get the Wet match in a dark room mug.when you try to insert both testicles into your partner's asshole. the phrase is referring to the inability to keep a dog in a bathtub, much like the inability to keep both your balls in their asshole.
by joe February 18, 2004
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by Pipistrello December 26, 2005
Get the wet fart in a wedding gown mug.(after a very bad day at work) my job sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw
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by jobsworth February 15, 2005
Get the sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw mug.Progressive plan to move the world forward from leaning towards the anarchy extreme of the liberty spectrum to the tyranny extreme of the spectrum to mould the world closer to the heart's desired order: more democracy, freedom of agreement,
I have a dream, wet: reorganizing the world so everyone is made to be perfectly equal, think correctly, and tolerate everything.
by ever Be Sure January 24, 2013
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Mike: "Jimmy is so useless, it's like throwing a wet rag at a waterfall!"
Bob: "DUDE!! I know! Total ragging."
Bob: "DUDE!! I know! Total ragging."
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