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Nova

A public television show that I watched when I wanted to go to sleep. I think it was about space. But it could have been about pizza.
"Hey, did you catch Nova last night ?"

"Yup, slept like a baby."
by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003
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NoVa

NoVa, commonly spelled "nova" or "Nova," is slang for Northern Virginia.

In its four counties (Fairfax County, Arlington County, Loudon County, and Prince William County), NoVa contains the majority of Virginia's state population and economic ties. In fact, the economy is so efficient and plethoricly wealthy, that all four counties are in the top ten highest-earning counties in the United States.

Most people consider Northern Virginians to be snotty, arrogant, rich, and easily offended. This is not completely true. Rich, mostly yes. Arrogant and snooty, sometimes. Easily offended, not necessarily.

Northern Virginia (especially Fairfax County) boasts some of the best public schooling systems in the nation. The private schools, though, are also quite good but overpriced (just like the housing).
Dude 1: She's from NoVa, man.

Dude 2: Damn, she must be bitch.
Dude 1: Yeah, but she probably has a trust fund too.

Dude 2: Goddamn you're right.
by hugsnotdrugs420 May 15, 2017
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NOVA

NOVA is a know booting clan and IP sniffers. Their main goal is to attempt to ruin peoples gameplay and stress them of for 5 minutes.
If you ever fight NOVA you will get stressed for 5 minutes, they are not strong at all.
NOVA - Trash talk and get their assess kicked
by SOG ARROW October 13, 2020
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Nova

An acronym for No Oral, Vaginal or Anal. It is typically used as a general rule for a group that could potentially be sexual (e.g. a camp, school...etc)
1. wow, they broke the nova rule. they will be kicked out for sure.
by belles20 January 2, 2010
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Nova

A gorgeous sexy man like no other. A guy so hot, he'll blow your mind. You'll want suck on him like he's a giant Popsicle. One word from him and any thoughts of becoming a nun will go out the window. Instead you'll want to find out how long you can hold your breath during deep throat.
by Butter Cream October 6, 2016
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nova

One of the bestest radios one can get in Paris
101.5 baby time fer the novamix
by Asp April 14, 2004
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nova

A really big (the biggest) english language school in Japan (eikawa). It is a company that doesn't give a shit about it's employees or its customers. It fails to pay its staff and creditors or refund its students. It will endeavour to fuck all staff and students out of as much money as it can legally (and illegally) get away with.

The name NOVA is a derivative of NO VAcation and refers to the fact that staff and instructors recieve no vactions, benefits or entitlements as guaranteed under japanese law.
Jane: So, Jack, how do you like teaching in Japan?
Jack: It's nice, but I haven't been doing it long.
Jill: Who do you work for?
Jack: NOVA.
Jill: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jack: (embarrassed and sullen look on his face)
Jill: I'm sooo sorry for you.
by A. Montgomery September 29, 2007
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