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Alex Smith

A person that cannot get fired from their current occupation no matter how below average or poorly they perform. The fact that this person is able to keep their job is incredible and leads others to believe he/she might be related in some way to owners or bosses or might be doing extra favors for them unknown to the public.
A: "Wow, how does this guy still have a job here? He has no skills and he actually brings our overall performance as a company down."

B: "No clue, we used to be a good company but with this Alex Smith on our team, we'll never get there again."
by badelist August 23, 2011
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alex sucks

When somone is named Alex and he is actually good at every single game, but you scream at him and say "ALEX SUCKS" to piss him off
alex sucks-"Alex you fucking suck how did you die to that kid?"-when the kid is the best on their team
When somone is named Alex and he is actually good at every single game, but you scream at him and say "ALEX SUCKS" to piss him off
by jpthebest December 23, 2020
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Alex Skankit

an ignorant conformist who thinks she's Jesus with a violin.

usually self centered, likes to speak fondly of his or her self.

annoys those around her with her excessive use of commas where they are not necessary.

That girl/boy who struts around school with that too-confident attitude. Has few friends, but there are those random kids who feel the need to worship him/her. That girl/boy who has an answer or remark for everything, even if it's a hypothetical question. Has no idea what their talking about. Someone who's life is going in no general direction because they suck too much.
Oh my god, that fuckin Alex Skankit, someone should kick her ass!
by you_no_u_luv_mi_v_v_much June 14, 2008
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alex surprise

When you have a third leg, but your grandpa only finds out from your Facebook picture. Looks like a midget is hibernating between your legs.
Becky needed a wheelchair after experiencing the Alex surprise.
by Theredbullet May 25, 2017
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Alex Sheriff

Big Boi, proper juicy after some crumpets:)
Hide ya girl Alex Sheriff is in town yeet
by Ryzieeeee September 24, 2018
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Alex Sheriff

Big boi, proper juicy after some crumpets.
Hide ya girl, Alex Sheriff is in town yeeeee
by Ryzieeeee September 24, 2018
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Alex scherle

A jv athelete who isn’t good at ark wrestling. He is a big booty bitch and too thicc for everyone. Too tall to handle eye contact with and is occasionally autistic
Alex Scherle is a big booty bitch
by Ugh this is dumb March 16, 2019
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