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dick in a box

Popularized in the 2006 SNL short starring Justin Timberlake, this notorious yet considerate gift arrangement is perfect for any occasion, i.e. Christmas, Hannakah, or Kwanzaa. Follow these steps for the perfect gift.
Step 1. Cut a hole in a box.
Step 2. Put your junk the box.
Step 3. Let her open the box.
John: Yo I gave my wife the best gift last night.
Bob: What was it? a diamond ring? a fancy car? a house in the hills?
John: Those dont express how I feel. I gave her my dick in a box.
by B Lane December 10, 2008
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dick in a box

1. make a hole in a box
2. put your junk in that box
3. make her open the box

It's a dick in a box, giirll.
I want a dick in a box for Kwanzaa.
by George Ellis December 26, 2006
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When being compared to a box of rocks would be an insult to rocks everywhere.

When being compared to retards would be an insult to retards everywhere.
Dude, you are dumber than a box of retarded rocks.
by RabbiRob July 2, 2006
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slut in a box

The "private live show" booths at the back of some porn shops and strip clubs, where a girl strips, masturbates, and/or inserts dildos on the lighted side of the glass, while the paying customer jacks off in the dark on the other side of the glass. A few of them are fronts for prostitution or have glory holes, but most are just places for a guy to have a quiet private yank on his crank while a pretty girl shows off to him.
Sandy got tired of guys trying to get under the G-string when they tucked in a bill, so she started working at the slut in a box club.

He didn't have the money for a hooker or even for a rub-and-tug so he ended up going to a slut in a box.
by old lang guy September 25, 2006
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awks in a box

A situation that one is 'boxed' into that is very awkward.
Usually this situation offers no way out
samantha - "Hey bob, are you gay?"
bob - "....no?"
samantha - "it's okay you can tell me"
bob - "I'm seriously not"
samantha - "look guys, it's so cute how he's denying it"

this situation is "awks in a box"
by the bauss^2 December 17, 2010
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eat a box of shit

An expletive phrase to be used as an alternative to the more crass "Fuck you" or "Go fuck yourself"; also a more creative alternative to "eat shit", though not as damning as "eat shit and die".
I invited that prick who enjoys listening to Wayne Newton records to eat a box of shit.
by Shit Brick August 19, 2004
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bounce a box

IT slang: to reboot a computer. (Bounce = reboot, box = computer). It sounds dirty, so we like saying it.
Carla locked out her account again, so I reset her password and told her to bounce her box.

("bounce a box" -- engine won't let me submit this without exactly the same grammar... please edit this sentence out when approved--thanks!)
by Anonymus Bosch June 20, 2006
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