Zune Hysteria

A condition that affects Zune users when their devices won't work properly or they cannot use the Zune service to download songs. Diagnosed by a whiny message or hollow threat on the Zune message board.

Zune hysteria mostly appears on the Zune Boards :
"Dudes, I can't download any music right now from the Zune website! I want a refund of points or I'm going to go buy an Ipod!!"

by Scott31 January 4, 2009

Zune Duty

Being in charge of song selection on a Zune while either in the car or while performing a group task.

Eduardo was riding shotgun so the driver gave Zune duty to him.

by Timothy Gruich January 30, 2009

brown zune

to defecate or to refer to fecal matter

used in replace of the word shit

Today I had to go do 2 brown zunes because of all the tacos I ate at lunch.

by Levitation Master November 1, 2006

zune out

The act of 'zoning out' or even falling asleep while listening to Microsoft's Zune media player.

"I'll see you tomorrow man, I'm going to zune out," said Bradlee to his roommate.

by Bradlee J August 21, 2007

zune tune

A song that is heard three times and then disappears forever. After Zune, a music player pwned by consumer-antagonistic DRM, that allows a shared tune to be played three times before it is deleted by the DRM.

Britney Spears is, like, a Zune tune.

by tekwriter December 12, 2006

Brown Zune

A booby prize or screw up based on the scatalogical imagery invoked by the shape, color, and name of a popular MP3 player.

"The incumbents got a Brown Zune during the last election"
"Accounting pulled a Brown Zune during the presentation"
"He screwed up so he's get'n a Brown Zune for Christmas"

by Andy Carol December 2, 2006

Zune Crazy

After buying a 120 GB Zune and having the power to upload infinitely from the internet with torrents, you go crazy with uploading, and fill 20 GB of that Zune in the first day with music you plan to get around listening to, but there's so much music you spend most of your time listening to these bands and therefore, called Zune Crazy.

Mark: Hey guys, what band do you think is the best band to come out of this decade?

Scott: Uhh I don't know, Coldplay?

Jim: Coldplay sucks! It would probably be either Fleet Foxes, Arcade Fire, The Mars Volta, or Animal Collective. Some other good choices would be TV On The Radio, The Black Keys or MGMT.

Scott: Damn how do you remember so many of those bands off the top of your head?

Mark: Don't ask him, he's Zune Crazy.

by Joe S. M October 26, 2009