Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.
by dadydonald May 22, 2024
Get the genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchinimug. Husband: "Ehh mahn I got this neew vehgtable from da store douwn the street."
Wife: "Oh my god you're such a Zucchini Wakabeni rubbing that zucchini on my skin it's really turning me on."
Husband: "Wot."
Wife: "Oh my god you're such a Zucchini Wakabeni rubbing that zucchini on my skin it's really turning me on."
Husband: "Wot."
by chEs778 May 18, 2021
Get the Zucchini Wakabenimug. A queerplatonic relationship. Beyond friends or even best friends, but not quite dating. May include acts like kissing, hugging, cuddling. May also include platonic, sexual, or any kind of romantic love, but often simply includes queerplatonic attraction.
by yhjdfhjg June 11, 2023
Get the zucchinimug. Oh so you're getting serious with her, huh? Has she let you plant your zucchini in the backyard yet?
by yungtrustfund3 August 8, 2023
Get the plant your zucchini in the backyardmug. A brown haired girl who is wearing a tank top and leggings with black Nike shoes (not sponsored) who is also wearing a gray and pink bra.
Zucchini is awesome
by Hot mama Hershey May 30, 2018
Get the Zucchinimug. A woman who likes to garden, can foods, eats healthy to an extreme extent, like, always has a mason jar full of concoctions they’re drinking, makes herbal tinctures, is likely, primarily a vegetarian, can have unkempt hair and can be either very quiet or very loud, no in between, has a good heart but can make you feel judged from time to time, but you put up with it because without your local Zucchini Mama, you wouldn’t know how to dress your wounds and you wouldn’t get boxes of zucchini’s and tomatoes fresh from the garden dropped off at your house randomly and you’ll never know a person who’s more willing to lend a helping hand in just about any situation.
Wow, you’re grandma is such a zucchini mama!
You can always count on a zucchini mama!
Here comes the zucchini mama!
You can always count on a zucchini mama!
Here comes the zucchini mama!
by Untz-Cracker July 27, 2021
Get the Zucchini Mamamug. by Scissors swings April 4, 2022
Get the Squeaky zucchinimug.