Zeusmas

The Hellenic Polytheist's word for christmas.

"I wish you a Merry Zeusmas!"

by Susanne March 25, 2006

Zeus

The most bad ass of all the Greek Gods. He has the power to throw lightning bolts, a power which he acquired by a skydiving incident in which he was struck by lighting (Spiderman has a similar story). Zeus once chugged two gallons of milk in under 30 minutes.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see what Zeus did the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah, he was pissed off at Steve so he threw a lighting bolt at his house!

by djgreggiegreg September 17, 2012

Hey Zeus

The slang term that Hispanics use when they mean Jesus. See Yeshua.

Hey Zeus, get over here before I warm your butt like a tortilla!

by Fly On The Wall October 24, 2004

zeus

the greatest of all of the Greek gods

Zeus was the god of the sky, and therefore ruled everything below him. So, he ruled everything. Except the Sun, the Moon, Tartaros (Hell) and the Sea.

by Dude 2000 November 4, 2003

Zeus juice

Ejaculation, cum, sperm from a penis nicknamed Zeus for the god-like resemblance.

I can't wait for you to get out of jail and give me some Zeus juice!

by konavixen February 4, 2010

by the beard of zeus

Ridiculous phrase primarily used as a mythological reference, but often associated with retarded phrases or ideas.

"By the beard of Zeus, that's good sausage and egg!"- Don McNeil

by Canavan October 12, 2004

zeus move

to get owned, massively

Damn, that dude caught a wicked zeus move!

by dikk May 27, 2004