Zard

(n) An organic connection between seemingly desparate objects, ideas, or concepts (neologism), derived from the shorthand for wizard and their ability to conjure up objects from incantations or to see the relationships of current conditions to future events.

The old bromide, "debtor today, slave tomorrow" is a zard

by ManlyGeek June 26, 2009

Zard

To kiss someone with an open mouth and without using tounge

A french kiss without tounge
a.k.a. the cat REALLY got brittney spears tounge, so she tried making out with K-fed and they completely zarded

by Halfdemon February 24, 2007

zearmuffs

the hint you give at christmas when you give them earmuffs.

person- whatd you get my for christmas?
other people- it rhythms with zearmuffs

by the queen of latkes August 14, 2009

Ztard

Short for Zombie-tard.

1. sheeple, retard, "average joe", stupid person, fool
2. braindead person who still manages to eat, shit and sleep

What a Ztard, can't think for himself and mindlessly follows the mob

by Übermaan July 22, 2014

Zerdit

Used to mock another person's claim. Translates as "heard it".

OD - "I'm a fully qualified SFA coach"
Soccer mom - "Zerdit ya rocket, naw ye urny"

by Barca1972 July 12, 2016

zearchya

A kid/teen that loves to.take it up the ass

Dick Zearchya

by Radskull101 January 26, 2017

Zard(s)

Short for Wizard, a Zard is just an all around badass from west warwick, whether you play on the football team, basketball team, or really any extracurricular thing. If you're a Zard you get overhyped about pep rallies, go way too far with prank wars, and most of all, hate the Oakers (what the fuck is an Oaker anyway??)

person 1: Man I can't wait for the Thanksgiving game, fuck the oakers!

Zard 2: Yeah! Go Zards!

zard(s)

by nickymedlen November 20, 2018