zanker

someone who’s a vibe-killer, can’t go with the flow, and generally a party pooper

“Randy was being such a zanker last night when he complained about the 5 dollar cover fee.”

by Geraldine A. March 17, 2025

Zanking

The act of sexually assaulting someone that is the same gender as you. Mostly dick touching.

He zanking Michael in the sport shed

by z4nky69 May 28, 2025

Zanky

A human nickname and person who is him and is insane at sports and is very strong

Zanky kicked a banger

by Z4nkyIsHim June 3, 2025

Zanking

zanking is where you drag something so hard that you shall now be known as a zanker

”bro your ZANKING”

by HiZachifyouseethisthenhehehe September 8, 2025

salted zanky

when one puts a spicy substance on their penis.

jayson salted zanky ed while eating mexican food.

by billferd January 1, 2014

Jack zanker

Absolute ginger freak. Usually good academically but compromises with a atrocious social life.

Girl: stop being a fucking wanker u massive tall freak man
Girl 2: yeh ur such a jack zanker

by Kat street July 16, 2019