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Your Mom

An insult given typically when one has been defeated in an argument but does not want to admit it. People who give this insult may also lack wit and originality, or simply may be obnoxious. It spun off of the largely popular yo mamma jokes.
Person A: You see, you're popular because you developed early and started giving handjobs when you were twelve and now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body is used up by age 19 you're going to be a worn out, chalky skinned burlap sack that even your step dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?

Person B: Yeah, well... your mom.
by LogicLikeaBoss April 4, 2011
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Your Mom

When I banged your mom last night, the neighbors complained about the noise
by Raider Hater June 10, 2006
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Your Mom

A phrase that has been over used since the 1970's. And sometimes it doesnt even make sense.
Guy 1: Hey dude wanna hang out?

Guy 2: Your mom.

Guy: Dude, what?
by callbootyblackcocks January 17, 2011
mugGet the Your Mommug.

Your Mom

Your mom.
by Anonymousful April 3, 2011
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Your Mom

Guy: WAZZAAPP!
Me: Your mom.
Guy: Thats getting old.
Me: So is your mom.
Guy: You were just waiting for me to come here so you can fuck with me.
Me:Your...Mom?!?
by kjsdfrisue March 8, 2017
mugGet the Your Mommug.

Your Mom

mugGet the Your Mommug.

Your Mom

The overused comeback or answer for pretty much anything. Even if its overused, sometimes, when used correctly, it can still be funny.
Dude #1: Look at the cute kittycat!
Dude #2: Your Moms a cute kittycat.
by Concita May 13, 2006
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