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Slinging Yoghurt

The act of ejaculation into a partner's face.
Can also be used to refer to an incidence of masturbation when the result is messy and requires much cleaning up. Tissues usually suffice, but in extreme cases mop and bucket are required.
a: ey man, what did u get up to last night?
b: i met a crack-whore down at the park and ended up slinging yoghurt.
a: awesome. hi five.
*fives*
b: yeh. all over her face. she'll be washing it out of her hair for days.
by Nghia February 2, 2006
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pump action yoghurt rifle

I filled her to the brim with my pump action yoghurt rifle.
by grem November 3, 2003
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holy yoghurt

A descendant of the late Harry Potter who was put as capital punishment to be melted on April Fools Day 1872. It was then frozen over time and given to Megatron to find the Golden Compass. After 2009 disatrous years of being condemned as the destroyer of the universe, Holy Yoghurt was finally accepted into the Flying Spaghetti Monster's religion. Once this rumour was confirmed the media publicly forced Holy Yoghurt to add strawberries to its mixture. Thus, the joy of Strawberry Yoghurt was formed.
That Holy Yoghurt definition totally made my day!!
by Tributebuddies June 1, 2009
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Bollock Yoghurt

Romantic term for love gravy shot from the purple veined spunk pump.
He shot his filthy bollock yoghurt all over her face.
by Rees October 20, 2004
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Drop your yoghurt

Drop your yoghurt.
A term used by females when excited over something that makes them moist and come.
Sarah: Crikey Donna, I wouldn’t mind being the filling between that man sandwich.

Donna: Blimey, you’re right, that’s enough to make you drop your yoghurt
by Soccie February 8, 2018
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Group yoghurt

Colloquial term for multiple contributors to ejaculate.
Gina is such a slut, I bet when she queefs it’s just oozing group yoghurt.

Craig’s back in Thailand enjoying some of that group yoghurt with the boys.
by Roz Whylee May 14, 2021
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single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle

another name for your dick,penis,cock,willy, 5th limb, 3rd leg... u get the idea
dont even go there or ill have to whip out my single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle
by mad February 28, 2005
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