by #GoApe November 11, 2011

by yarniebarnie November 5, 2021

Dude, I'm so fucking yarned right now.
I was so yarned when I wrote the definition for yarned on urban dict.
I was so yarned when I wrote the definition for yarned on urban dict.
by Rolling tank of Jelly. March 14, 2009

The man who holds the yarn for the woman of his affection while she knits.
There are three main functions a good yarn monkey holds:
1.Helping convert a skein of yarn into a yarn ball while untangling the knots.
2. Unrolling the yarn as progress on the knitted project is made (also retrieving the ball of yarn should it roll under a table/couch or get trapped somewhere).
3. Providing companionship during the knitting process. This includes conversing, maintaining pleasant facial expression and providing compliments regarding the knitted item.
There are three main functions a good yarn monkey holds:
1.Helping convert a skein of yarn into a yarn ball while untangling the knots.
2. Unrolling the yarn as progress on the knitted project is made (also retrieving the ball of yarn should it roll under a table/couch or get trapped somewhere).
3. Providing companionship during the knitting process. This includes conversing, maintaining pleasant facial expression and providing compliments regarding the knitted item.
by E&KTwinz November 22, 2011

To have less pointless conversations and do more action. Derives from Australian slang word yarn and garn.
A: I’m sick of not seeing any results. I have so many ideas but skip on so many opportunities.
B: Come on bud, all I see is you spinning yarns about it. Less yarns, more garns please!
A: Should I try to work out a plan?
B: yeh garn.
B: Come on bud, all I see is you spinning yarns about it. Less yarns, more garns please!
A: Should I try to work out a plan?
B: yeh garn.
by Peter Jackson Gold 30s May 18, 2021

When you match with a cute girl on Tinder and decide you're willing to literally ball yarn to hang out.
by Ericfromtinder April 20, 2022

person 1: yarn is a fibre!
person 2: no its a a story which more or less at any given moment contains a dubious amount of exaggeration!
person 3: no its a synonym for yeah or awesome!
person 4: no its a mental erection caused by the sight of a beautiful skein of yarn!
person 5: no its weed, or a type or pot or young ass reckless nigga!
person 2: no its a a story which more or less at any given moment contains a dubious amount of exaggeration!
person 3: no its a synonym for yeah or awesome!
person 4: no its a mental erection caused by the sight of a beautiful skein of yarn!
person 5: no its weed, or a type or pot or young ass reckless nigga!
by " " November 28, 2021
