Throwing Yarn All Over the Place

When someone comes into a meeting and makes a tangled mess of everything.

Matt: This meeting is a clusterfuck! Stop throwing yarn all over the place!

by #GoApe November 11, 2011

parp yarn

Spinning a long tale of bullcrap from yer arse.

That's just a bunch of parp yarn!

by parpyarn June 18, 2009

Yarned

To be intoxicated on Colt 45. The phrase comes from the drink tasting like yarn when intoxicated.

Dude, I'm so fucking yarned right now.

I was so yarned when I wrote the definition for yarned on urban dict.

by Rolling tank of Jelly. March 14, 2009

Yarn

The word yarn is taken from the western isles, it means to go and have a conversation with someone. Usually to catch up on the latest gossip or news

“ I’m just going to go and yarn to Finlay for a bit, I’ll be back in 5 minutes” said John

by Leodhasach December 23, 2018

Yarned

Really fucked up

Man, i was frickin yarned last night!

by DingDong703 December 26, 2018

and yarn

when yarn gets an and one or does something special.

*shoots a buzzer beater layup when up 60*
whole team: "AND YARN!!!"
coach: "Yarn? What are you doing..."

by andyarnkilla#11 May 9, 2019

Wig Yarns

A person under the influence of methamphetamine telling stories with little to no actual facts or truth

Example story 'Susan was walking one minute and dropped dead the next' - when in actual fact Susan was very much alive and healthy

"That sounds like a wig yarns"

"You've been up too many days go to sleep and stop talking wig yarns"

by Jademareebaby September 30, 2019