Throwing Yarn All Over the Place

When someone comes into a meeting and makes a tangled mess of everything.

Matt: This meeting is a clusterfuck! Stop throwing yarn all over the place!

by #GoApe November 11, 2011

Yarning

When some dumb bitch is so mentally unstable she sows yarn into her skin

Why would you date that bitch, she’s yarning herself

by Canadian Monster December 2, 2025

Yarn wrangling

The term used in male prisons, mostly located in the midwest, for good ol knitting.

To knit doesn't seem as masculine as yarn wrangling for these boys.

by Phatcatwithastach February 7, 2020

Yarn

Yarn is a sigma male that edits for every t1 pro. He has an insanely large cock, although he is quite humble about it.

Damn, that guy's dick is so fucking big!
Ikr, after all he is daddy Yarn!

by ilysmyarnyyyyy November 22, 2021

Yarns

"yarns" is slang for crazy or surprising.

dude, that was totally yarns, did you see what they did?

by yarniebarnie November 5, 2021

Yarn Monkey

The man who holds the yarn for the woman of his affection while she knits.

There are three main functions a good yarn monkey holds:
1.Helping convert a skein of yarn into a yarn ball while untangling the knots.

2. Unrolling the yarn as progress on the knitted project is made (also retrieving the ball of yarn should it roll under a table/couch or get trapped somewhere).

3. Providing companionship during the knitting process. This includes conversing, maintaining pleasant facial expression and providing compliments regarding the knitted item.

This yarn is so tangled! I wish I had my yarn monkey here to help me out.

by E&KTwinz November 22, 2011

Yarned

To be intoxicated on Colt 45. The phrase comes from the drink tasting like yarn when intoxicated.

Dude, I'm so fucking yarned right now.

I was so yarned when I wrote the definition for yarned on urban dict.

by Rolling tank of Jelly. March 14, 2009