An aggressive sexual act between two homosexual males in which both males must be large hairy men, otherwise known as "bears" or "yaks". The men must face off to one another on all fours while completely nude and attempt to establish dominance through only the use of their penises and makeshift yak horns made of dildoes attached with duct tape.
Adam and Jeffrey, both bears, slapped dildoes to their heads and began yakking when their wives went to the store.
by Bolthole November 03, 2014
ok sons and daughters, there are two definitions of yak.
1. to blow vomit all over the place, or a name for the vomit itself
2. cocaine; a word for the cocaine itself or used in conjunction with other words to describe the state of a user
1. to blow vomit all over the place, or a name for the vomit itself
2. cocaine; a word for the cocaine itself or used in conjunction with other words to describe the state of a user
1. i yaked all over myself after i drank a bunch of tequila
2. look at billy over there all yaked out, the fucking yakhead; maybe he should lay off the yak. hmmmm
2. look at billy over there all yaked out, the fucking yakhead; maybe he should lay off the yak. hmmmm
by jhemp18 November 09, 2005
Rich Guy:Looky here, baby. You're hittin' them corners too goddamn fast. You need to slow this motherfucker down, you understand? I almost spilled my 'yak on this $200 suit, nigger. Come on, baby, keep it together.
Rich Guy's Chauffeur:Yeah, whatever, motherfucker.
Rich Guy's Chauffeur:Yeah, whatever, motherfucker.
by PLATINUM RyDER February 01, 2010
Drunk White boy terminology who is typically from the Midwest(between the Missouri and the Mississippi rivers and north of Oklahoma.) or the Southeast(From Virginia and below and as far west as Texas.) of the United States of America who wants to or is about to punch the opponet in the jaw line.
Typically the phrase "I'm about to Yak'em" is brought up if a certain male individual (usually intoxicated) has lost all common sense and has disrespected you.
It's not a Yak if:
- if you hit certain individual about the jaw line or above the nose area.
The Yak area is imgur.com/4PXjOu3
Typically the phrase "I'm about to Yak'em" is brought up if a certain male individual (usually intoxicated) has lost all common sense and has disrespected you.
It's not a Yak if:
- if you hit certain individual about the jaw line or above the nose area.
The Yak area is imgur.com/4PXjOu3
Bro or babe, I would have been back 5 minutes earlier with your beer , but I encounted this douche and I was about to yak'em. (Yak him)
- Man!, I'm about to Yak that fucker
- OOOHHH! bitch got Yak'ed
- Bitch I'm about to Yak ya
- Get yak'ed on bitch!
- Dark days, tough times, but those boys behind you are about to Yak that fool.
- I think your boy is about to get Yak'ed on.
- Man!, I'm about to Yak that fucker
- OOOHHH! bitch got Yak'ed
- Bitch I'm about to Yak ya
- Get yak'ed on bitch!
- Dark days, tough times, but those boys behind you are about to Yak that fool.
- I think your boy is about to get Yak'ed on.
by murk1n April 23, 2016
by TheMonsanto September 02, 2018
by ZOotking November 21, 2016
The Yak, an urban mythological being, known to roam the streets of Adelaide, Australia.
Sightings are rare and vary few have come in direct contact with the yak.
Is commonly known to cut your lunch, take corners like ken block and throw up
Sightings are rare and vary few have come in direct contact with the yak.
Is commonly known to cut your lunch, take corners like ken block and throw up
Who is the yak?, I'm not sure mate, I don't even know if he's real
I think i saw the yak yesterday, I'm not sure though to be honest
I think i saw the yak yesterday, I'm not sure though to be honest
by Tyes January 22, 2013