i'm off 12 xans

something you might say when you're about to lose your shit.

steve: i didn't do anything wrong whats your problem?
jessica: Bitch i'm off 12 xans! didn't do anything wrong??

by dont.trust.birds March 23, 2019

we out here poppin xan

Doing drugz like your life depends in it.

Leo: hey bruv, what cha doin?
Drew: ay fam, we out here poppin xan

by Jecker_ September 20, 2018

Vaee x Xans allergic reaction

Its a too lovely couple that they're desperate to kill themselves.

Oh my god, TheComicSans and Spinach is having the Vaee x Xans allergic reaction!

by Spinachh February 21, 2017

xan

Xan is the BEST jake stan ever. They are also one of the best people I've met this year.

Xan is the best jake stan

by Jinsoulsliver November 21, 2021

Xan cake

A Xan cake is a specific cake made by Lil Pump to celebrate 1M followers on Instagram that is based off the design of the Xanax pill. It has a specific way of cutting it. The top of the cake features 3 numbers: 5 , 90 and 3 (idk what they mean tbh :/) and on the front, it has "Congrats on 1M" written on it

The video of Lil Pump cutting the cake has been used to make AI Parodies of it (for ex: Miss circle cuts a Xan cake).

Pump: "This is how you cut a Xan Cake"
Phone: *ping*

Pump: "Uhh!"
Troy: "All the way down."
Pump:"SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP TROY"
Troy: "All the way down"
Pump: "SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP! TROY YOU'S A BITCH, YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO NIGGA!"

by キッス マヤそ August 30, 2024

xans

plural short version for xanax

Just popped some xans.

by dictonaryboy June 24, 2023

Lil xan

A rapper who makes a few good a year and then wastes his time making shit music for the rest of the year. He likes hot Cheetos and lean.

Lil xan only has five decent songs

by Legohub mark II March 4, 2022