Government Worker

An oxymoron.

Man 1: "Betsy just took 12 weeks off from her job!"

Man 2: "She must be a government worker."

by PCUTroublemaker February 28, 2013

Charity work

Hanging out with someone simply because nobody likes them or they are less fortunate.

The other night I went to get icecream with Ben. I love doing charity work.

by Jesuslovesyou69 September 8, 2019

Monkey Work

Useless miscellaneous tasks or duties assigned to someone capable of more challenging work. These tasks are usually boring and require very little brain activity. The type of work involved is somewhat professional, but still monotonous and stupid to the employee.

"I just got demoted at my job. The crap I'm doing now is frickin' monkey work."

by Tay from da Bay December 9, 2006

Work Crabs

When you are at work and itching to go home you have the work crabs

How is it only 2 O'Clock!!!! I have a serious case of the work crabs

by GabbyGomez February 14, 2014

workaversary

Work anniversary

Today is my six year workaversary! I've never worked anywhere this long!

by Kashmir May 19, 2016

Council Worker

The job that all bogans do when they wake up to themselves that living off the dole has it's drawbacks. Bogans also work for the local council because they know that they can still be bludgers because of the council workers' pack mentality of being lazy.

How many council workers does it take to fix a light bulb?

That's right!

by SgtHairy January 8, 2014

Dope worker

A dope worker is a person that basically hangs around and works as long as you supply them dope.

I think I seen him at the dope house, he is a dope worker there.

by Ole Wes June 10, 2018