Pre-Workout

Taking a massive dump usually before working out.

Man I gotta take a huge pre-workout.

by Decessum April 16, 2011

Workout Boner

(n.) Visible excitement regarding the activity at hand. Generally caused by, but not limited to, working out, especially in awkwardly short shorts.

It's unsettling to be trapped on a treadmill 5 feet away from a guy with his workout boner for fitness.

I have such a workout boner for Qdoba right now.

by CaptFishsticks January 22, 2014

Jordan Workout

An intense workout adminsitered by a superior instructor who is a specieman of atheltic prowess. Trainees of a "Jordan Workout" often feel sheepish and lackluster at best.

A: Hey Bobby, wanna do a Jordan Workout tomorrow?
B: Ah man, wish I could. Last time I did one of those I felt like such a pussy. The feeling sat with me for awhile until I saw my therapist.
A: Wow, wanna do Zumba instead?
B: I'm game

by Monday-International Chest Day April 30, 2020

workout impostor

One who walks around in workout or gym-like clothing to give the effect that they have worked out or gone to the gym today or are planning to work out or go to the gym today when in reality they have not or are not going to. One usually does this to make oneself feel better about their physique or to seem like they are physically fit when in reality they have done nothing today.

Look at that girl in the nike shorts, under armour shirt and asics sneakers with a pony tail. She is totally a workout impostor. I didn't see her at the track or the gym at all today.

by mheartstar March 10, 2011

workout impostor

One who walks around in workout or gym-like clothing to give the effect that they have worked out or gone to the gym today or are planning to work out or go to the gym today when in reality they have not or are not going to. One usually does this to make oneself feel better about their physique or to seem like they are physically fit when in reality they have done nothing today.

Look at that girl in the nike shorts, under armour shirt and asics sneakers with a pony tail. She is totally a workout impostor. I didn't see her at the track or the gym at all today.

by mheartstar March 9, 2011

pool workout

the act of grabbing someone's head and dunking it under water. The person recieving the pool workout usually deserves it.

I'm going to have to give you a pool workout you fuckstick!!!

by lextrip December 29, 2003

Workout ADD

Going to the gym to workout, but neglecting to workout and talking to friends to avoid working out.

"Why aren't you working? This is a gym, isn't it?!"
"I'm working out! What are you talking about?"
"It's like you have workout ADD or something."

by Simone Griffin December 30, 2011