Silver Wool

Silver Wool is an old fashioned term to describe an old woman’s pubic, vaginal hair. The hair located around an old woman’s vagina is considered to be “Silver Wool” as it is also similar to a fibre like yarn used as fabric involved with sowing.

When you hear someone talking about their grand mothers Silver Wool, you will know what they mean 😏. Here is an example of someone talking about Silver Wool: Oh Johnny, your grand mother has very lovely Silver Wool that I would so love to stroke!

by RETRO - STRINGS January 26, 2022

Shoddy wool

A scruffy person with an afro

Dave: Simon is shoddy wool isn't he?

Bob: yes

by Ashton230907 February 26, 2020

Berry Wool

The wooly hair around the anus that is susceptible to dingleberries.

Her berry wool was riddled with knots.

She reached around to her anus in the shower and started plucking the dingleberries from her berry wool.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

wool sock

A reusable condom made from the finest soft wavy hair from the fleece of a sheep. Not an effective contraceptive but boy is it soft!

“Do you have a condom?” ... he replies “even better I got a wool sock”

by Smashatime December 21, 2017

mini-wool

An underage girl. Jailbait. A female that still going or just gone thru puberty.

Went to a party but couldnt hook up cuz the girls there were nothing but mini-wool.

by Jestar July 2, 2006

Listen Wool

A term used when someone tells you to listen to them, and you object, cutting them off mid sentence with this obnoxious phrase. Normally the person who is interrupted will be confused and stunned, giving the other person a chance to rebuttal and embarrass them.

Dan: "Okay, that's enough, Listen-"

William: "LISTEN WOOL, baby, we like to fook. Fook all the time"

Dan: "No I-"

William: "We fook all the time baby!"

by LocAsian November 2, 2011

lot of wool

A Lot of females in one area usually women who have not shaved.

Damn that's a lot of wool in that soriety picture.

by thepuckishoingon June 24, 2015