noun-when a guy/girl sits on his/her partner's face and the guy/girl poops a little, leaving an indelible brown circle approximately the size of a nickel. Can't be too much--or you just had someone shit on your face.
During a moment of crazed ecstasy, the girl mounted his unshaven face and gently placed a wooden nickel upon his sweaty brow.
by Joey Shmoey November 17, 2006
Not only were we spooning, but we were wooden spooning.
by Dusty Spangler December 01, 2006
1.The team that is the worst team in a sporting competion.
2.A Team that hasnt won a game
3. the team at the bottom of a sporting ladder
2.A Team that hasnt won a game
3. the team at the bottom of a sporting ladder
by qwertyuiopoiuytrewq August 12, 2007
An object usually found in games. If seen, the door will usually require some sort of key to open. The doors found in a game are completely impenetrable to anything that might damage a metal door, including but not limited to Kicks, Rockets, and Explosives.
Oh! A wooden door. This Door is locked Huh... I guess I better find a key, instead of breaking it down.
by Anhilliator1 October 15, 2016
A person (wooden soldier) or a group of people who act hard, talk as if they are hard but not one of them will grab up their balls and do something.
Also known as "wuuden soljaz"
Also known as "wuuden soljaz"
Look at them faggots trying to act as if they run the show, yet not one of them will fight... fucking wooden soldiers
"Man fuck 'em wuuden soljaz, wannabe pussy ass bustaz"
"Man fuck 'em wuuden soljaz, wannabe pussy ass bustaz"
by DannyTheMan April 09, 2007
Don't let know one try to tell you, or get you to believe that it is..When really it never was and/or can never be.
Someone coming to you saying, I know where you can get this or that for a little of nothing..Just give me your name,address,money etc. And I'll see that you get it..When all alone they where just playing you..They knew that it wasn't or could never be. But you gave it to them trusting them. And you end up with nothing..
Be careful don't take no wooden nickels. Old saying originating from DETROIT.
Be careful don't take no wooden nickels. Old saying originating from DETROIT.
by Mrs, Ty May 30, 2008